What to buy for a "Bitter"

One of my mates, who turns 60 at the end of the month is a life long Evertonian, as he has invited me to his do, along with the rest of the gang, in a couple of weeks time, I am wondering what to buy him for a prezzie . I have known Mike for nearly 40 years, and is a real nice guy despite being a blue. Anyone out there have any suggestions

How about a photograph of the European Cup and DVDs of the FA Cup finals 1986/1989,bound to excite him.

I was thinking more along the lines of a "make your own toffee" machine , that's bound to excite him.

Half-seasie.

Shares in the club.
Should be going cheap.

Shares in the club.
Should be going cheap.

Sure I saw some Everton shares being sold in the bargain bin at Tescos a few days back...along with some old Jezza Clarkson VHS's.

The club.
Should be going cheap.

Fixed.

How about a photograph of the European Cup and DVDs of the FA Cup finals 1986/1989,bound to excite him.

Was about to type the same thing Billy but then  thought nah that's taking the piss they haven't got a hope in hell so I think a set of those phoney plastic cups would do the job.

One of my mates, who turns 60 at the end of the month is a life long Evertonian, as he has invited me to his do, along with the rest of the gang, in a couple of weeks time, I am wondering what to buy him for a prezzie . I have known Mike for nearly 40 years, and is a real nice guy despite being a blue. Anyone out there have any suggestions

Season ticket, got to be no more than a tenner, failing that, one of those Sudoku books for when he gets board at the match.

A felliani wig, if he's not going bald at 60, it will be creeping up on him eventually.

A Nick Barmby shirt signed by Abel Xavier that would be awsome!

At 60 youre never to old so i'd buy him a copy of fifa, so he can play on easy and the bitters might actually win somthing

Either that or a nice shiney new liverpool top......never to old


On my brothers 30th, he's a bitter too, I got him a crate of the old skool Tesco bitter......if you cant remmember them, big writing just with "bitter" on

Rooney Shirt? failing that get him a ticket for the hospitality it's not a bad prezzy and who knows they may even win?.

On my brothers 30th, he's a bitter too, I got him a crate of the old skool Tesco bitter......if you cant remmember them, big writing just with "bitter" on

 

Weak as F**k......

Weak as F**k......

The quality guaranteed is rather suspect as well

Give him tickets for an Everton game? Goodison tickets are pretty cheap so yeah! ynwa and give your mate regards from lfcreds aswell
ynwa

A deepest sympathy card?

Alternatively....

Nothing. Then they can be bitter about it.

Dont buy them anything give them money instead F**k me they need it

Dont buy them anything give them money instead f**k me they need it

The dvd "Everton in Europe-The complete collection"

You'd prob need to get something else as well as the dvd doesnt run for too long!!

Dont buy them anything give them money instead f**k me they need it

Yeah. Instead of sponsoring a donkey for a year you can sponsor a bitter.

You'll get a free pack with a picture of what one looks like smiling!

Four fingered gloves?

The dvd "Everton in Europe-The complete collection"

You'd prob need to get something else as well as the dvd doesnt run for too long!!

HAHAHHAHAH

This thread - why I F***ing love being a Liverpool fan and I must say, I think you aussies have a similar sense of humour to us scousers!

Be happy?

Pair of curtains?

Thanks for all your great replies, bought Mike a couple of steam train books, as that is one of his loves apparently. Had a great night last Saturday,  buffet, disco etc. I really have enjoyed reading all your replies.