Liverpool Home Kit 2012/13

brilliant first go at a football kit, love the slightly retro look as well

Also whenever i used to get names on the back of shirts they were that thin plastic stuff where as these are better quality lettering - thank god they have changed, all mine used to come off haha.

Don't mean to scare you HTH...

But that's a tattoo... He has your face in a more intimate place...

F***ing is now, my missus being my missus done it with a permanent marker. Luckily enough it was out of a pack out of the poundshop so shouldn't last too long.

F***ing is now, my missus being my missus done it with a permanent marker. Luckily enough it was out of a pack out of the poundshop so shouldn't last too long.

 

The +1 is for your missus

 

The +1 is for your missus

She thanks you.

I don't.

Got mine too

A lot thinner than I thought! I thought the postage bag was empty from the feeling of it. Last season I got XL, which was a little baggier than I wanted, but M was a tad too small... so I went for XL knowing American sizing is different.. and it fits perfectly!

The free t-shirt isnt to bad either!

Bit of a warning for those smoking Reds wearing this shirt, don't let any ash fall on it. I've just had a smoke and some ash fell on it and it burnt a 2mm hole into it. I've stitched it up and now it looks like a pull just under the last 'e' in chartered.

Ok for casual sports, sh*te as a fireguard.

 

I'm speechless!

I'm speechless!

I took your breath away?

Cheers mate

These tops coming up small as im about to order one so advice please.

Im a 38 Chest.

I took your breath away?

Cheers mate

Just a bit. 

Almost a coffee all over the keyboard moment too. Thankfully I was in between sips. 

These tops coming up small as im about to order one so advice please.

Im a 38 Chest.

I'm a 42" chest and I'm in an XL if that helps Shabs, not overly tight at all.

Just a bit. 

Almost a coffee all over the keyboard moment too. Thankfully I was in between sips. 

Gutted, I was going for beverage splurt. Maybe next time eh?

Just tried to get size M from sports direct and i sh*t you not the stand was swarming with malaysians.

Try again in the morning.

Are thry official though as the quality looked poor, adidas looked better qualitu wise.

Just tried to get size M from sports direct and i sh*t you not the stand was swarming with malaysians.

Try again in the morning.

Are thry official though as the quality looked poor, adidas looked better qualitu wise.

What are you doing in Malaysia?

It's making your predictive text all fu**ed up too.

What are you doing in Malaysia?

It's making your predictive text all fu**ed up too.

On my samsung phone probably why.

Got me kids kit though £24 each.

On my samsung phone probably why.

Chav. Has it got a pop out flag?

Don't mean to scare you HTH...

But that's a tattoo... He has your face in a more intimate place...

That's me officially scarred scared.   

Gutted, I was going for beverage splurt. Maybe next time eh?

Maybe... 

Chav. Has it got a pop out flag?

To be honest i still have not worked out how to use the thing proper......iphone back please.

How do you get the flag to pop out?

To be honest i still have not worked out how to use the thing proper......iphone back please.

How do you get the flag to pop out?

Take it anywhere near Stamford Bridge and the thing flys out..

Take it anywhere near Stamford Bridge and the thing flys out..

Will try that in a couple of weeks as im down there at the harbour, you sure it will work,would i have to shake it?

Will try that in a couple of weeks as im down there at the harbour, you sure it will work,would i have to shake it?

Don't think so... If you just walk past there... Passionless, unknowledable about what your doing it should fly out....

We should get loads of free's next season for shirt pulling. The back of this thing is as stretchy! My little brother just grabbed the back of it and it stretched out a mile!

Will try that in a couple of weeks as im down there at the harbour, you sure it will work,would i have to shake it?

Apparently, if it's the ashley cole model you have to put it on vibrate and get a friend to rub it on your penis. If it's the standard model then you have to change the language setting to cockerney or russian and wave it fervently whilst singing about the glory of some dirty tw*t called terry. Have you lost the instructions?