Newcastle 0-6 Liverpool - post match feast

Dear god Downing, we've played this well and you've still managed to look sh*te

Dear God Luke, we've played this well and you've still manager to find fault. You are Corblimeytard and I claim my £10... 

F**k but this is a great showing.

25 mins to go, we should get at least another 2.

Tiote off, Anita on.   Who's that then, Anita Dobson ?

What a ball from Henderson that was.

What a pass from Hendo.

Ah pass it ...

Sturridge should have placed it across for Coutinho then.

Should have hit it first time there Sturridge

Time to bring Suso on. so much space, he would love it

Bring on Coates, see if he can prove his worth.  And Wisdom on for Johnson, he's on a red.  Both get some minutes.

What was his goal like?

And his assist? 

Cou won the initial challenge that led to the goal, nothing to do with the assist.

DO wish Sturridge would get that out of his game.

As soon as he does he will be brilliant. His decision making at times must wind his team mates up. Goal on a plate if he squares it and he's dummying himself into knots.

Enrique been boss again!

See no reason why Suso isn't on or something. Get him game time.

Dear God Luke, we've played this well and you've still manager to find fault. You are Corblimeytard and I claim my £10... 

F**k but this is a great showing.

I always try and be balanced and look for perfection. It is one of my flaws finding faults when I shouldn't I admit that mate.

Not watching?

I was but popped out to a phone call at that point.

Our penetration today, our through balls - they've been IMMENSE!

Grab a goal Fab!

Looks like Borini is coming on

Looks like Borini will be coming on. Won't find an easier game to get back into the swing of things, come on Fabio, get yourself a goal.

Coutinho deserves a goal.

Why on earth do they let Downing take corners?

Prediction: no matter how awful Borini is, it will be excused because he's just come back from an injury.