Christmas is coming - What do you want?

Isn't that the Guitar that Patrick uses for Fall Out Boy?

I like it.  Seen a 'replica' version in the Argooooose   for £250.

It is, although I'd prefer to note Kelly Jones using one! Stereophonics are much better!

This is a good website for Guitars...
www.gear4music.com

The Stereophonics are boss!   

I want Rafa to still be in charge of LFC and I want us to be top of the league......

Is that to much to ask?

A few early ideas for My Christmas list to Santa

1 A Kelly Brook calendar with her nearly wearing my favourite “franchise’s” apparel.

2. Deodrant, my favourite is Rafa’s – “For Sure”
 
A few that would benefit all

3. A goal For Dirk Kuyt

4. The book “The art of good marksmanship” by Lee Harvey Oswald for Fernando Torres (I know it’s a bit harsh after one game)

5. Check in times introduced at Anfield so every bugger is in to sing YNWA and not staggering past half way through with a meat pie in their hand!

6. Snipers on the roofs of the stands with a licence to shoot all boo’ers on sight!

7. A decent CD collection for George the Anfield announcer.

8. Fruit for James McFadden and nuts to Alan Stubbs.

9. A copy of  “how to win the European Cup 5 times” for every bitter bluenose who wails pathetically every week “if you know your history”

10.Peace and goodwill to all mankind err except the bitters oh yeah and the Mancs and lets not forget Chelsea as well, err Steve Mclaren and Sir Rudolph Ferguson, Joleon “dive for a penalty” Lescott and, oh sod it how about peace and goodwill to all Reds.


Disclaimer:
I made the Stubbs quip in good humour and by know means am I having a pop at any sufferers of this illness. (I was bound to get one person coming on moaning!)

That's made me smile very much Glenbuck! Cheers mate!  Love number 7! 

10.Peace and goodwill to all mankind err except the bitters oh yeah and the Mancs and lets not forget Chelsea as well, err Steve Mclaren and Sir Rudolph Ferguson, Joleon “dive for a penalty” Lescott and, oh sod it how about peace and goodwill to all Reds.

Glenbuck, youre the cutest!

I'm so rubbish at deciding what I want when it comes to presents for Christmas. Any suggestions would be nice? Make it as random as you can!!!

I'm so rubbish at deciding what I want when it comes to presents for Christmas. Any suggestions would be nice? Make it as random as you can!!!

For guys?

Socks, socks, socks, underwear, footballrelated stuff (socks and underwear hehe), music? films? Personally I think braces (over the shoulders) is nice. In fact, its sexy

If youre alone, and the typical bachelor: Bedclothes (YES, it can be footballrelated!) ...now you can, once in between, change your bed!

If youre alone, but a normal fitted guy: Kitchenware maybe? a new toaster or maybe a blender? I LOVE blenders!!!

If youre living with someone: Matching bedclothes? More kitchenware? Can you ever get enough?

If youre married: Meaningless stuff such as things to put shiny stones in and things to put on the wall, a piece of wood, often with colourful leafs on........

"Personally I think braces (over the shoulders) is nice. In fact, its sexy"
quote from WATT :............

http://www.tiewarehouse.co.uk/images/braces/party-shapes-brlf7.jpg

These are my personal favourites, put them with a pair of cream jumbo cords, white shirt and dark brown loafers and I'm sure you will agree its quite a look

"Personally I think braces (over the shoulders) is nice. In fact, its sexy"
quote from WATT :............

http://www.tiewarehouse.co.uk/images/braces/party-shapes-brlf7.jpg

These are my personal favourites, put them with a pair of cream jumbo cords, white shirt and dark brown loafers and I'm sure you will agree its quite a look

Blah...

I mean the Daniel-Craig-in-James-Bond-Casino-Royale-style! White bracers, tho black works too, on a white shirt... Nice. You cant argue on that. Thats hothothot

I want to be able to sleep at night and not have to worry over Rafa 

Is Secret Santa still on?



Hint hint! 

I want the match on the 16th to be postponed till the 17th. And then for us to knock the Christmas stuffing into them 3 or 4 nil!

Ms Piper in Christmas stockings for me please, I've been a good boy this year (honest!)

Is Secret Santa still on?



Hint hint! 

No...but if you don't want that PS3 CRK I don't mind having it

I mean the Daniel-Craig-in-James-Bond-Casino-Royale-style! White bracers, tho black works too, on a white shirt... Nice. You cant argue on that. Thats hothothot

Yeah that is well hot just not on that wrinkly minger.

Billie Piper? Really CH? You could do way better..

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way to Anfield and get those damn yankees off our backs and let us get on with our lives and leave Rafa alone.

No...but if you don't want that PS3 CRK I don't mind having it

Haha all mine that mate! Just need to get one first!....... :

I could do with a couple of small but heavy Dumbells, for Christmas. I want to tie them to my meat and two veg...............not to make my tackle any bigger, but I could do with pulling the wrinkles out me face : :

As a Red you may be struggling to come up with what to buy this Christmas or what to ask santa for yourself.

Now if heaven help us you had been born a blue (sorry if your eating) Christmas presents would be no problem at all because as advertised in tonights Liverpool Echo..................





Yes from the club that brought you buy a phone get a season ticket (or was it the other way round? ) comes this once in a lifetime Christmas cracker!!.... but remember to order by December 19th as they may sell out?......Well until the Easter 1/4 season ticket offer comes around anyway.

This should really be in the laugh at Everton thread but i think they have more than enough material in there already!

Class Glenbuck

Now if only it was that easy getting hold of a season ticket for Liverpool 

Ms Piper in Christmas stockings for me please, I've been a good boy this year (honest!)

Back of the queue Mr Horse.

I asked for a lot, knowing that a lot of it I won't get, and that's fine, because now that I've passed my test for my appraisal license test i can save up for the other stuff.  Here's the stuff I asked for:

Long-sleeve Liverpool jersey - that one's pretty self-explanatory

Video Camera - nothing special.  I'd love a nice digital one but I'm really only asking for a basic MiniDV one to film road trips and other little things.

Computer monitor and docking station - I'm moving my desktop to my office to use strictly for work.  I want to take my laptop and be able to dock it and have a monitor, keyboard, and all of that stuff so I don't have to use the laptop all the time.

The other stuff are things for the office (dry-erase board, bulletin board, etc) and clothes.