I predict that Kolo Toure will go on a nosebleed run from the heart of his own box, beat every player on the park (including his own) with several FIFA Maracana style moves; he will then race towards the opponent's goal before flicking the ball up and over his head and performing a magnificent overhead kick and scoring...
Into his own net.
At which point Brendan will race onto the pitch, grab him by the ear and drag him off like a naughty schoolboy and will be seen spanking him over his knee as Kolo cries and begs for forgiveness. Whilst this is happening Flanno will hit a first time volley from kick off that rockets into the top corner as the Kop perform the Macarena.
I got little sleep last night so my creative juices are suffering somewhat
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