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Manager - Fatkopite10- tactical genius, basis his management style on Rafa so spends his days eating Jaffa cakes and growing a goatee beard.Assistant manager - Huyton Red - Skilled linguist spends his time teaching the players new and varied ways in which to express themselves.Linesperson - Reddebs- Fiery character who would probably prefer to be playing but terrifies her own team too much when picked.Linesperson - MSGerrard - Another who would rather be playing with the boys but her tendancy to become distracted by muscular thighs and tight shorts prevents her inclusion.Mascot - Crouchinho - accepts the huge debt he owes the owners for his position and to RedLFCblood in particular for the costume and hood.Apologies to all who haven't got a mention .... so far!
Linesperson - Reddebs- Fiery character who would probably prefer to be playing but terrifies her own team too much when picked.
Ooh, ooh, do I get access to the changing rooms?? Hmmm.... probably not if I terrify them
Awww....I wanted to be the trainer wealding my magic wet sponge
Are we expecting a good turnout tonight is the match a sell out?
BogdanClyne Skrtel Sakho Moreno Can Milner Coutinho Firmino Sturridge IngsSick of fecking about with team selection. Here is an idea. How about actually winning a fecking match instead of picking a different team every game.Win ... win well and then same again against villa.
Where's Brendan's excuse if we don't win though mate. If he plays the kids and we lose he can say that it was a young side which showed character. team 1 Loses Brendan is a hopeless failureteam 2 Loses Brendan is a brave manager not afraid to bring the kids throughI suppose he could surprise everyone and actually win a game