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      Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager

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      Son Of A Gun
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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6394: Apr 11, 2016 02:03:56 pm
      Quite. When I watched Lille he was the only player actually looking to attack, still managed to do fairly well and scored only one less than the Antony  "annointed greatestest everaar, surpassing-Pele-at-this-point-is-merely-a-formality" Martial (who has a worse goals to minute ratio than all four of our strikers - plus Firmino)


      http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#premier_league/2015/2016/roberto_firmino/165/165/2021/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/anthony_martial/165/165/3926/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/christian_benteke/165/165/3738/36/p|premier_league/2015/2016/divock_origi/165/165/4176/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/daniel_sturridge/165/165/441/36/p#goals_scored#90

      Martin Tyler's on air orgasms for a new player from his beloved United is the alarm by which the English press can anoint a new overrated youngster as the new Pele, Cruyff and Maradona (all rolled into one) at Old Trafford.
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      Reply #6395: Apr 11, 2016 02:07:23 pm
      You are having a laugh. We do have a reasonably good team. You don't draw Dortmund at their place with a sh*t team.

      'Reasonably' isn't good enough though.

      Have to agree with Son of a Gun, our squad is better than our team.  ???
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      Reply #6396: Apr 11, 2016 02:08:25 pm
      You are having a laugh. We do have a reasonably good team. You don't draw Dortmund at their place with a sh*t team.

      Christ almighty, read the f**king piece. It's obvious Klopp is working on them to BECOME a team. Prior to Klopp, we were NOT a team, and we're still not the finished article.

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      Reply #6397: Apr 11, 2016 04:30:35 pm
      Absolutely Mate,  Buvac is not known as the Brain for no reason.

      Does that make Klopp 'Pinky'?
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      Reply #6398: Apr 11, 2016 04:37:27 pm

      Been looking for an excuse to post this ever since I read his post :)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ&nohtml5=False
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      Reply #6399: Apr 11, 2016 04:44:57 pm
      Been looking for an excuse to post this ever since I read his post :)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ&nohtml5=False

      Absolutely loved that cartoon growing up, would still shamelessly watch it now.
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      Reply #6400: Apr 11, 2016 04:47:07 pm
      Pinky and the Brain? Got to admit never seen that one.

      SpongeBob for me.
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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6401: Apr 11, 2016 04:58:20 pm
      Buvac preparing for a match.




      Buvac during a match




      Buvac post-match

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      Reply #6402: Apr 11, 2016 08:23:15 pm

      Pass and move.

      Shankly's mantra.   Pass and move.

      Continued by all successful Liverpool managers down the years .




      Except that face rubbing tw*t Hodgeson.  :mad:




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      Reply #6403: Apr 11, 2016 08:55:13 pm
      That's what's frustrating me about Leicester almost ready to win the Title, mate. Surely we have a better squad then them and they are just about to do what we have been craving for over 2 and a half f**king decades. Pisses me right off!



      As frustrating as it is Ian you can't take anything away from Leicester, they have taken advantage of a unique situation where the usual suspects have dined from a different table, circumstances have dictated how they have came to the point of winning the whole shooting match, ie; no Euro football, a practically injury free squad, three outstanding individuals with a consistency second to none, and perhaps more importantly a manager who has seen it done it and wore the T-shirt, for me he's been the best signing of the season,

      We almost, almost pulled it off in 13/14, you could argue we had 3/4 outstanding individuals in Gerrard, Suarez, Sturridge and greedy KUNT, we lost out not because Stevie slipped, or Palace dragged themselves to victory, we lost because we dropped too many points earlier in the campaign with Hull and Villa being the standouts, winning just one of those matches would have seen the Premiership pennant flying high over Anfield the following season,

      It is F***ing annoying that a club such as Leicester can simply waltz to the title when in all honesty there would be a better chance of Cheryl Cole sitting on my face, but it is what it is and fair fucks to them, this is a one off, we might never see the likes again, well not in my lifetime I would imagine,

      We will see next season how they cope when they will have 4,5,6 clubs breathing down their necks from day one, in fact it wouldn't surprise me if the were to fight against relegation come the end of next season, realistically who gives a F**k about Leicester city, we can all doff our hats and rightly so, but like I said it's a one off, a freak season to say the least, the sooner it ends the better in all honesty.


      YNWA



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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6404: Apr 11, 2016 09:02:47 pm

      Except that face rubbing tw*t Hodgeson.  :mad:




      YNWA


      I did say  successful managers Billy.   

       ;D
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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6405: Apr 11, 2016 09:03:55 pm
      I did say  successful managers Billy.   

       ;D

      Yeah I know mate, he successfully rubbed his face  ;D



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      Reply #6406: Apr 11, 2016 09:10:40 pm
      Yeah I know mate, he successfully rubbed his face  ;D



      YNWA



      Not just his face mate but he rubbed the majority of the fan base the wrong way too ;D
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      Reply #6407: Apr 11, 2016 09:19:50 pm
      Not just his face mate but he rubbed the majority of the fan base the wrong way too ;D

      Ha ha, see what you did there Shabs, you know what it still bemuses me how that tw*t became our manager, for f***in decades we were renowned for our attacking style, so, who the F**k thought it would be good idea to appoint this f***in buffoon, the King of negative football into the realms of the most successful football club in Brirish footballing history, I mean, it's akin to Joseph Mengele organising your sons Bar mitzvah ?


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      Reply #6408: Apr 11, 2016 09:21:56 pm
      Lest we forget.
      One more time.

      Face to Arse combination ...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aav46Lek0Rs
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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6409: Apr 11, 2016 09:27:13 pm



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
      FFs, sh*t smelling fingers, I'm wondering if his missus rubs her chocolate star fish up and down his mush, kinky bi*ch ??  :lmao:


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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6410: Apr 11, 2016 09:37:48 pm
      Fookin hell lads im in stitches curled up!...

       :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #6411: Apr 11, 2016 09:40:00 pm
      My eyes deceive me not...

      I'm sure towards the end of that clip Woy rubs his arse and takes a sniff...

      Can someone verify .. ;D
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      Reply #6412: Apr 11, 2016 09:45:28 pm
      My eyes deceive me not...

      I'm sure towards the end of that clip Woy rubs his arse and takes a sniff...

      Can someone verify .. ;D

      Verified Shabs.

      You couldn't make it up ....
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      Re: Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager
      Reply #6413: Apr 11, 2016 10:05:09 pm

       :lmao:

      Arse to face combination!  :D :)
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      Reply #6414: Apr 11, 2016 10:55:18 pm
      It's sad that a total failure like Hodgson is even mentioned in a Jürgen Klopp thread.
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      Reply #6415: Apr 12, 2016 12:01:22 am

      Except that face rubbing tw*t Hodgeson.  :mad:
      YNWA


      It's sad that a total failure like Hodgson is even mentioned in a Jürgen Klopp thread.

      Billy meet Billy.










      Brendan is ...
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      Reply #6416: Apr 12, 2016 08:23:07 am
      Yes it f**king is.

      We've been waiting the best part of 3 decades to lift a league title.

      You are not kidding anyone!

      Bang on mate, I'm frustrated being frustrated for so F***ing long.

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