Anfield stadium evacuated as two men go 'missing'

Was there last Thursday for Rubin, we should have won, was there on Sunday for Southampton, we should have won, maybe tomorrow will be third time lucky !!

Come on you redmen !! 

If not then you're banished for the remainder of the season

If not then you're banished for the remainder of the season

Ha ha that's what I was thinking

Surely there is limited places they can hide.

Up front for us seems a good place.

Up front for us seems a good place.

Sadly, you are right.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

Dear oh dear.

Sadly, you are right.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

 

Sadly, you are right.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

Just another Standby Operation Anfield Exercise then!!

Just another Standby Operation Anfield Exercise then!!

Has that succeeded in anything but deafening people?

Sadly, you are right.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

Couldn't make it up. Saying that, if it was the bad biff who took me on the tour a couple of years back then anything is possible. He was a right bell whiffer him.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

Thanks alot for sharing this mate, relief.
I'm feel very uncomfortable hearing this as still sad for the incident in Bangkok on 17th August.

Has that succeeded in anything but deafening people?

Vaguely remember us scoring once during it and straight after they said 'End of Operation Anfield exercise'.

Calculations, huh?
Fancy word for a simple head count!

Probably shouldn't hire anyone who can't count, but those fancy calculations? Anyone could get those wrong...

This story got way out of hand didn't it? Two Muslims acting suspicious on the tour with back packs on before one went missing is what I was hearing yesterday. How did it get there

It was just some tit who couldn't count. I think the tour guide should definitely be replaced by somebody more able. Wonder if the Anfield Cat's busy?

This story got way out of hand didn't it? Two Muslims acting suspicious on the tour with back packs on before one went missing is what I was hearing yesterday. How did it get there

It was just some tit who couldn't count. I think the tour guide should definitely be replaced by somebody more able. Wonder if the Anfield Cat's busy?

Headline "Security Concerns"

Minute people read that 2 + 2 = 5!!

Phew! 

Calculations, huh?
Fancy word for a simple head count!

Probably shouldn't hire anyone who can't count, but those fancy calculations? Anyone could get those wrong...

He was using an iPhone.

Sadly, you are right.

BTW: This morning they are saying *no one* went missing. The person counting the number of people on tour was wrong in calculations.

Probably Ian Ayre then. Was only meant to pay £2mill for Lovren but he handed over 20 instead. We've got our new manager, I think it's time the club hired a calculator now.