I was sitting in a very nice Tapas restaurant just off 'Las Ramblas' (Los Toreros - if anybody looking for good food at a decent price) in Barcelona last night........
My wife says "you ok, you look worried?"
I say "I think I might have got this all wrong..."
She says "What, the food?; Life?; us? What the F**k - do we have to do this in front of the kids?"
I say "shut up, no. I thought about Kenny & Rushie; Luis & Kenny; Luis & Fernando.........but I never considered Kenny & Fernando and now I can't stop thinking about it........"
Her "eat your f***in squid ya bellend and drink up or I'm gonna finish this bottle myself.......!"
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