Keith been seen around here yet?
He like thousands of Mancs have disappeared like farts in the wind, to be fair to Keith he usually comes back b4 now and sucks it up, maybe heās too embarrassed, maybe heās doing cold turkey and will finally come out of his closet and admit heās proper Red after all, or could it be heās still on his holibobs somewhere in Salford pretending everythingās going to be alright cos Oleās at the wheel,
Ah, the delusions of grandeur, they bite back yannoās, and perhaps keeping a low profile is the best remedy of all, where are you Keith, you can come out now mate itās safe, Aussiered is missing you mate, weāre missing you, Oleās missing you, in fact Oleās missing a lot of things, including his heart, his soul, his mama, his dada Fergie, oh and clues, yes, heās clueless, but bless his little cotton socks, we all want him to stay donāt we guys, heās doing a grand job ?
NEWSFLASH ; POLICE IN MANCHESTER HAVE ISSUED A ALL POINTS BULLETIN FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF A MAN NAMEDā¦..KEITH SINGLETONā¦Heās described as slightly fat, slightly bald and slightly blind, blind to the fact his team are indeed sh*te, if seen you can call Police emergency number 0-5 0-5 0-5.
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