Let it make me simple for you
Getting the words in the right F***ing order would make it a lot simpler.
Jota = 178cm, Lewandowski = 185cm. Get it?
Yes I get that Lewadowski is taller than Jota. I don't get how that equates to your original point which was we can't score headers because our front three are too short - even though last season Jota scored more headers than anyone in the League and Mane was one of a number of players in second place.
Jota scores headers as he goes along,
He does. He scores more than anyone in the League in fact. So heading goals isn't really a problem for the club who scored more headers than anyone else last season is it?
but those crosses are not tailor-made for him.
And if that is the case, then it proves how good in the air Jota actually is because he can score when he's not really supposed to.
Lewandowski would be a striker like Crouch (just with better ball skills) where you can start to use crosses methodically.
Once again, seeing as how we scored more headers than anyone last year - our crossing seems to be being used more than adequately as it is. And when you end the campaign with the top three assist makers (Salah 13, Trent 12, Robbo 10) in your side, it seems a bit daft to make statements like the one you did.
That is why I'd like to have Lewandowski
As I'm sure many would because he's a world class footballer.
or Lukaku (to a lesser extent)
F**k off lad. It's too early in the day for these sort of jokes.
that can force it thru the middle while still being able to play ball, i.e. pass to other players, secure the ball, press for the ball etc.
And that's Lukaku is it? Two reasons he doesn't get a game at Chelsea is because everything that goes up to him just bounces off him (watch the FA Cup final as a prime example) and because he doesn't F***ing press. He's a big tub of lard who looked good in sh*t West Brom and Everton sides but fails at clubs like United and Chelsea. And since we're twice the size of either United or Chelsea, he'll fall flat on his face here as well.
And for the record, Lukaku scored two headers last year in the League. Half the amount, Jota scored.
As for playing it through the middle, we're more than capable of doing that as it is. We tend to get the ball out wide because of the crossing prowess of our two full backs but if need be, we can become more central driven and work our way through. Check out the 4-0 twatting of United as a prime example where our centre forward (too short Sadio) was at the heart of everything.
If you have small forwards you basically take away one dimension of attack and that is making life easier for your opponent.
I don't think any opponent thinks they have it easy against us with the three dwarfs up front. And as all our forwards have proved down the years, we can still go long to them and they'll make something to happen. Or we can play it to feet and they'll make something happen. Or we can build up patiently and they'll make something happen. We're not struggling with our dimensions of attack right now.
Now we may sign Lewadowski to give us a different option. He's not the same type of centre forward as Mane, Jota or Bobby. And if we do sign him, then great. It's another quality player on our books. But that wouldn't change the fact that you're talking absolute bollocks.