Darwin Núñez Player Thread (F)

I'll be amazed if he doesn't play some part in the final, he'll be itching to get on the wide open spaces of the Wembley turf and stretch those long limbs, I'm sure the backroom staff will be doing their utmost to get him as fit as possible, maybe a bench place and then let him loose on the chavs and explode in the second half, fingers crossed for him.

Out of the final..

says who?

We never lose when he starts. Start him and then sub him off if you have to 😂

Get in ya beauty!!! Shut all the doibters mouth and lets go, all the way to the tittle! Boom!

14 goals and 11 assists in all competitions now.

So whilst injured started launching himself down stairwells and now just back starts leathering advertising boards he is crazier than a shithouse rat and I love him

So whilst injured started launching himself down stairwells and now just back starts leathering advertising boards he is crazier than a shithouse rat and I love him

Incredible. As people say ... nobody knows what will happen when Darwin is on ... but something will happen.

Quality header that.

So whilst injured started launching himself down stairwells and now just back starts leathering advertising boards he is crazier than a shithouse rat and I love him

I had the same reaction watching him kick that advertising board. I braced for it like he was going to break his foot or something

They are made differently these Uruguayans. Thanks Nunez, what a goal and what an important goal.

What a beautiful c**t.

I love this mother f**ker more than my own mother.

What a beautiful c**t.

I love this mother f**ker more than my own mother.

Calm down la 😂

Calm down la 😂

*Inhales deep breath*

Ok, I've had time to calm myself.

I love him equally as I do my mother.

Darwin channeling his inner Origi.

What a goal.

What a beautiful c**t.

I love this mother f**ker more than my own mother.

I feel ya, dawg. I love most people more than I love my mother. She is a meth addict who always chose dope over us. F**k her.

With that said, if she was a decent citizen, Nunez over her would be debatable. I definitely love him over all my cousins and most my friends. Tbf, I don't really like any of them either.

*Inhales deep breath*

Ok, I've had time to calm myself.

I love him equally as I do my mother.

That’s better 😂

My son's name is Gabriel. I just found out that Darwin's full name is Darwin Gabriel Nunez Ribeiro. I'll start telling everyone it was because of him.

Time to stop this whole chaos vibe with darwin, he deserves more credit than that.

Darwin really knows how to celebrate, scoring goals. Hope there is many more, before the season ends.

Big man is class. Just getting better

Darwin really knows how to celebrate, scoring goals. Hope there is many more, before the season ends.

He even knows how to celebrate goals when he's not the 1 scoring them!!!

Time to stop this whole chaos vibe with darwin, he deserves more credit than that.

He literally causes chaos though!

My favourite player right now, can't fault the lad.

Missed opportunities or not, he has to be one of the first names on our starting 11.

Captain Chaos reigns supreme.....