Premier League: 2023-2024

2-1 Richarlisson

Rexy arms diving for F**k all as was well beaten by Richie's effort.

Late equaliser for the bitters.

Tottenham's title challenge is well and truly over now.

Late equaliser for the bitters.

Tottenham's title challenge is well and truly over now.

Happy for the draw, I hate both teams.
Maddison gets under my skin.
Really hope we destroy the spurs when they come to anfield

Spurs being spursy again then. Takes the bitters out the bottom 3 as well and with Luton away at Newcastle it's likely to stay that way.

VAR in England is such a joke - how is that not a foul for Everton's first goal? You can't block a player if the ball isn't in playing distance like that, let alone a goalkeeper. Everton did that the whole game and the referee just accepted it, like it's the 1950s or something.

Brighton leading against Palace and Newcastle one up against Luton already.

Burnley trailing at home to Fulham.

Burnley trailing at home to Fulham.

That last minute bitters goal tasting even more bitter now

That last minute bitters goal tasting even more bitter now

Could be a good day for them if results stay this way.

Luton will still have a game in hand though, which could prove vital.

Luton level against Newcastle

Could be a good day for them if results stay this way.

Luton will still have a game in hand though, which could prove vital.

They look the most likely to get out. Forest also falling like a stone.

Fulham have a second at Turf Moor.

Newcastle back in front.

They look the most likely to get out. Forest also falling like a stone.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Luton stay up (I didn't think I'd be staying that last summer) because they are a real threat at home.

Sheff Utd look to have found a goalscorer in Diaz but possibly too late for them. Burnley are gone, Kompany's insistance on playing football with players who can't at this level will see them comfortably relegated. Forest are in danger, though they can throw in the odd good performance like when they twatted Newcastle.

Everton will probably stay up because they always do - unless another deduction comes their way. It's a shame as well because they're F***ing sh*t.

A second for Brighton.

Palace not exactly clear of getting dragged into the relegation scrap.

And there's a third instantly.

I’m a Brighton supporter since the announcement.

Hodgson sacked my Monday no doubt.

Luton back level against Newcastle.

Hodgson will be available for the Liverpool job.

Penalty to Luton.

Luton score a penalty but the ref hasn't blew his whistle so it's a retake.

And the retaken pen is also scored.

Luton 3-2 up at Newcastle.

Eddie Howe is on the dole tomorrow.

4-2 to Luton.