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FULL TEXT OF KLOPP v LAMPARD ROW
Klopp: “that’s a foul”
Lampard: “You ‘avin a giraffe?”
Klopp: “A what?”
Lampard: “Are you ‘avin a giraffe, you James Blunt?”
Klopp: “Speak English, you cockney pr**k.”
Lampard: “Do me a Cheesy Quaver you lanky Harry Potter. That was never a Colin Powell. You haven’t a Scooby Doo.”
Klopp: “Can someone get a translator? I have no idea what this guy is saying to me.”
Lampard: “Can you Adam’n’Eve this slag? A free kick? I could lose my Corn on the Cob, you Ethan Hunt.”
Klopp: “Ethan who? The Mission Impossible guy?”
Lampard: “Keep mouthing you slag. If you want Barney Rubble, I’ll give it ‘ya.”
Klopp: “I don’t understand what you’re saying, but the free kick has gone in you fat b***ard.”
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