To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I
shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a
successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff , a husband and wife were
staring At a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park
bench.
Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a
pink willy.
The curator of the gallery realised that they were having trouble
Interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the
sexual Emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white,
patriarchal Society.
"In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the
pink willy also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression
experienced By gay men in contemporary society".
After the curator left, an Welshman approached the couple and said,would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of
the Gallery?", asked the couple.
"Because I'm the bloke who painted the picture," he replied.
"In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.
they're just three Welsh coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."