Does anyone know what happens (predictively of course) if you were to be sucked into a black hole? (please, no double entendres)
I thought you had been the Grafton on a November Friday night Ken?
As the world is ending
Awoke today to announce to my Mrs that this morning the big bang would take place only to be told ‘don’t flatter yourself', so with that in mind.
1. Wash the dishes yourself love, and Im not hanging any washing out.
2. I won’t be returning my book Social etiquette by Joey Barton to the library.
3. The provident man can go and swing for his £200 interest on a £50 loan!
4.I have released all our pets into the wild although granted I don’t know how long a cyclet from the waters of the Amazon will last in a toilet with blue loo in it.
5. To my friends on the forum, I never liked you anyway and I am in fact a deluded Scunthorpe fan just looking for someone to chat with.
6. To Sharon my girlfriend when I was sixteen I was seeing your mate behind your back and to be honest me and Robert remain good friends to this day.
7. To my boss I bloody hate this job and have subsidised my wage by downloading films for the Chinese to flog round pubs.
Goodbye to you all see you on the other side, have to go its big bang time!
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