Martin Skrtel will kill you. [Martin Skrtel Facts]

 

Brilliant thread! Took a while to read all the replies but definitely worth it.

Martin Skrtels defending is killing me.

What a difference a year makes!

Martin Skrtel doesn't uses his head on a corner kick. He just stares at the ball. It then makes a 90° turn into the goal.

This thread is F***ing BOSS!!!

martin skrtel can give you a big fat bruise. Without even touching you.

martin skrtel says quietly his prayer, "and may the Lord our God be with us". Then there is God in front of his face.

In truth, dinosaurs disappeared from earth because they sensed the birth of Martin Skrtel.