Swear box for the Forum

Imagine if you'd F***ing woke up the next F***ing day with cheese and F***ing onion breathe down your F***ing ear! OH F**k! 

I'd F***ing sh*t myself Kenny! Although I couldn't F***ing see it, as I'm quite a respectable mother f**ker when it F***ing comes down to it!

Don't like this F***ing thread, there's not enough F***ing swearing in it 

Don't like this F***ing thread, there's not enough F***ing swearing in it 

I'm doing my F***ing best! We need more F***ing people getting in on the F***ing act!

Oh F**k!! Here's MsGerrard!! Don't say a F***ing word about your F***ing exploits Joey for fucks sake! She'll bollock you!

Oh F**k!! Here's MsGerrard!! Don't say a F***ing word about your F***ing exploits Joey for fucks sake! She'll bollock you!

My F***ing exploits are a F***ing crowning glory! I F***ing think!...... :

No, I F***ing well won't, I'll give you a F***ing good telling off though, you F***ing w**ker, you scouse F***ing tw*t

And if you try to F***ing well ban me, I'll F***ing well come and F***ing sort you out







sorry kenny...only joking !!

No, I F***ing well won't, I'll give you a F***ing good telling off though, you F***ing w**ker, you scouse F***ing tw*t

And if you try to F***ing well ban me, I'll F***ing well come and F***ing sort you out







sorry kenny...only joking !!

Bit F***ing frightening that! Foul mouth haha!

Bit F***ing frightening that! Foul mouth haha!

F***ing hell!! She's doesn't F**k about does she mate! F***ing terrible language that MsG. 

F***ing hell!! She's doesn't F**k about does she mate! F***ing terrible language that MsG. 

I did say sorry

I did say sorry

You didn't F***ing mean it though did you! Cheeky f**ker!

 

Where was the F***ing swearing?

We F***ing let you off though, seeing as it's you!

You F***ing foul mouthed F***ing bas**rds go F***ing swear some F***ing more i F***ing dare Ya

MsG is very polite.  Infact I don't ever recall her swearing on the forum!

I can't do without my F***ing swears me.

AJ, what the F**k's up with all the F***ing capitals in your F***ing post? F***ing sort it out!

AJ, what the F**k's up with all the F***ing capitals in your F***ing post? F***ing sort it out!

F**k YOU! YOU HAVE GOT ON MY F***ing TITS NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU LIL MODDY F**k (I F***ing LIKE THAT ONE) 

Friday was the work's Xmas do... Wimbledon Greyhound track... The meal was CRAP and I've never bet on dogs in my life! Suffice to say I blew £7 and won F**k ALL!

Who's still PISSED at Saturday's result? It still making me twitch a bit and the cheeky Chavs at work are having a dig - bas**rds!

Poor Hatton, He must have been like a bear (called Mohammed) with a sore ARSE on Sunday!

I woke up this morning and though sh*t! I was 30 mins late for work... ARSE'OLES!

And I've lost my f***in' house AND car keys!

Hope we don't F**k IT UP on Tuesday!

Wednesday won't be worth a w*nk if we loose!

Thursday is just 12 days from Christmas Day... Spend, spend BLOODY spend!

Thank F**k It's Friday...

tw*t'S all for now - Have a good week! 

I'm starting to consider the legality and morality of this thread.

I'm F***ing serious.

F***ing hell. You serious? Or just taking the piss.

Leave the F***ing swearing topic alone! It's like our little F***ing baby!

Merry F*cking Christmas to you all     

Merry F*cking Christmas to you all     

Merry F***ing Christmas to you an' all Smiggs! Have a F***ing good New Year too!

I've just opened this thread.

What the f*cks going on?