Make up a song thread - let's get creative!

Ok
I know we have a lot of creative people on this site,
here is what you have got to do.
Basically make up a song about LFC or taking the piss out of the other teams
with a view IDEALY for it to be sung on the terraces.
HOPEFULLY our best ones will get noticed somewhere.

please state what tune you would use , then get to the lyrics.

I will reproduce the best ones and post them on youtube, with nice pictures as im into playing around with creative software, with links to here, so we can all enjoy the fruits of our labour.

I can sing ok as some know i run a karaoke, currently dovecot(Greyhound) every friday night, so i will attempt to sing it, anybody who ever saw my torres video knows what kind of thing it will be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZSBc7RN_E&feature=related# appologies for singing on this one.

a couple of ideas ive had of recent are a song about mascherano with the monster mash theme.
a good one could also take the piss out of Chelsea and their plastic flags.
Lets have lots of humour and fun with this. And i will put the effort in to reproduce any good ones.
 

"pass the dutchie" by Muscial Youth

"flags are plazzy down at Stamford Bridge
flags are plazzy down at Stamford Bridge"

  Is that you singing......if you can call it singing  Robbyr  ??

I was tired that day, and trying to sing in a funny accent is hard...yes it is I, but tell nobody.

I was tired that day, and trying to sing in a funny accent is hard...yes it is I, but tell nobody.

But you've just told over 10,000 of us 

Fields Of Anfield Rd

"Outside of Rafa's door
I heard a Kopite calling
Boss they can't take you away
You bought Skrtel and Kuyt
Showed Fergie a true rout
And the Redmen they're still playing the smae way"

and to the tune of Agger-do (this is me mate's one)

"Agger do do do
Skrtel, Carra, Sami to.
Agger do do do
Skrtel, Carra, Sami to."

Hillsborough tribute to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone.

"When you look at the names
Hold a thought for them
And don’t leave one out on their own
At the end of the day
There’s ninety-six souls
Who won’t come back to their homes

Walk on for justice
Walk on for them all
Let your fight be heard and seen
Walk on, walk on for the ninety-six
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone

Walk on, walk on for the ninety-six
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll Never Walk Alone"

Well in DLS, i will construct something, asap

how about this to the tune of monster mash

He is the masch, he is the monster masch
hes on them like a rash
the monster masch
he keeps them on a lash

he is the masch
he eats them all for cash

he is the monster mash

needs work i know

(Money B - Daddy Cool Theme)

Yossi, Benayoun. Yossi, Benayoun!!!!! 


(Beatles, Yesterday tune)

Robbie Keane
You came to bring us home no 19
and finish off the mancs and chavs
but your nothing but utter sh*te
and you'll only score goals for the men in white

Why'd Hicks, make Rafa pay 20m for you?
Your nothing but sh*te, you might aswell be a blue!!!
Robbie Keane

 

But you've just told over 10,000 of us 

you dont understand my sarcasm anymore mg, youve been out the city for too long haha

pepe, lets not dig up that daddy cool record anymore, look what it done to harry dontdo.

Sure mate, sorry. Thanks for the + too.

(Were gonna bounce in a minuete tune)

He's gonna score in a minuete.
He's gonna score in a minuete.
Benayoun's gonna score in a minueteee!
Or even in the the last minuete
either way, he'll score
Score in a minute!!!!!!!!!

[Repeat]

(To the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down)

'Robbyr get down the pub,
down the pub,
down the pub.

We never win when you stay at home.

Get. Down. The. Pub.'

To the tune of have you ever seen a european

Have you ever seen Lampard bin a pie?
Have you ever seen Lampard bin a pie?
Have you ever seen Lampard, Ever seen Lampard,
Ever seen Lampard bin a pie?

Have ye F**k 

Or Have you ever seen Fat Frank at the gym?

Take your pick

Robbyr's singing is hilarious!

 

Martin Skrtel's song to the tune of Walk Away by Cast.

You've stopped all of their attacks
The best of centre backs
You're our Slovak, our Slovak, our Slovak
You've scared everyone of them
We're glad you're wearing Red
You're our Slovak, our Slovak, our Slovak

To the viva ronaldo tune ha ha


Aureliooooooo Aureliooooooooo he scores free kicks against the pricks aureliooooooooooooooo

ok here is the first one.

skirtl to follow later this afternoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIIUSWlNzE#

 

Not a bad scouse accent on our Masch there!

Here is mr Skrtels cartoon now....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyichAbtuME#

Mad as F**k.

brilliant robbyr! hahahaha!

Mad as F**k.

But brilliant!!   

You're a crazy cat. What are you using to do this? Didn't realise you had such 'talents'.