The 'My neighbours barking dogs are driving me crazy' thread

F**k the Dog.....Kill the Neighbour then the powers at be will have to take care of things,obviously the animal is left unattended and neglected by people who should not have an animal,so get yourself a big stick with a six inch nail in the end of it and beat the crap out of them.

I have 3 large dogs and they do not bark unless there protecting the property.So in effec they very rarely bark because they are exercised and not bored. Why dont you ask him if you can buy the dog of him its funny but you never here your own dog barking and you might get some exercise.

Buy the dog off him? And here's me thinking of nail guns! Thanks for the suggestion though!

F**k the Dog

A bit extreme but who knows, it may work.  

The dog will not doubt have more sense than the owner so reason with the dog and F**k the owner.

I say kidnap the dog and give it to anybody who wants it and give the owner a pussy...cat so he can play with

OK, so it woke me up at 6.30am today, but so far tonight - nothing. Not a peep.

I know I'm tempting fate and it's probably tunneling through the wall with a megaphone welded to its face, but we can dream of a night of silence!

Don't speak to soon 

I did

Get some meat and sleeping tablets , mix together and feed the dogs . hopefully zzzzzzzzzzz ,and you can have a good nights sleep.

Have you seen the price of meat and sleeping tablets these days? I'll be eating that mixture myself. Should go well with the Carling and Grolsch I reckon!

Use pork nobody wants it at the moment . And that would be a waste of grolsch, use the Carling.

I've already done all the Grolsch GG

Nice one.

Now I'm on the Carling, but only having two cans because I'm working 9.30am-6pm tomorrow. And it's hard work being a librarian...

Haven't you shot that dog yet ? 

Foghorn Leghorn would soon sort that damn dog out "I SAY SORT THAT DAMN DOG OUT"?

Gow u r priceless! God this thread makes great reading...so funny.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW WWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL

Turn that big telly of yours up Gow.......drown it out with the surround sound 

It won't be drowned out. It refuses...

     Damn

It's driving me crazy! f***in thing was barking when I got home at 1.30pm.

And when I woke from my nap at 6pm? Yep, barking.

And tonight? Well, it started barking at 9.50pm. It's now 1.35am and it hasn't stopped for once second. I'm serious.

So now I have to go to bed and lay there listening to it bark probably all night if its stupid dumb f***in owners have left it out for the night.

And the council? Nothing. Not a peep. A letter about three weeks ago saying they'll be in touch when they decide what to do, and nothing since. So am I to take that to mean they've decided to do F**k all?

I think I'll stop paying my council tax. See how quick they are to contact me then eh? Fuckwits.