People who you don't know, but who you just can't stand

Sean Bean. Just does my head in and I have no idea why. I'm sure he's possibly a very decent fella and a good laugh. But I just can't stand him.

And I'll tell you another one. Graham Norton. Even the sound of the music that's on the beginning of his show does my head in.

All mancs and bitters are obvious...

Here's two straight off:

Davina McColl really wrecks my napper with that old cheesy, twee way she's got. ... and the faces she pulls? Don't start me!

That bint that used to be with Les Denis - Amanda Holden. F**k but she get's on my moobs big time.

Who's the one that did the presenting of "Hell's Kitchen"  when our Brucie was on it?  She gets my right on my tits !!   

Anne Robinson springs straight to mind, shes got no personality whatsover so then they go and try to glam her up and she just ends up looking like Ron Weasley's Nan!

She insists shes from Liverpool but no hint of an Accent I mean even Cilla has a crack at making her own one up doesn't she chuck!

Everytime I see her wink when the show ends it produces movement!...my tea threatens a come back!

Who's the one that did the presenting of "Hell's Kitchen"  when our Brucie was on it?  She gets my right on my tits !!  

Claudia Winkleman

That tw*t of an mp Peter hain makes me evil just the sound of his voice ,thats one fcker i would love to bi*ch slap.

Claudia Winkleman

Yeah that's her - dizzy cow !!  :

Yeah that's her - dizzy cow !!  :

What do you mean she's dizzy? you didnt know who she was!

What do you mean she's dizzy? you didnt know who she was!

You know what I mean Glenbuck, her silly laugh and the way she carries on really gets me !!  

Ok let's start with the obvious ones . . . Alex Ferguson, Cristiano Ronaldo, basically any United player, any United staff member, any United supporter.

And then  . . Gordon Brown, that creepy half smile and the way he takes a deep breath every four words, gets on my nerves. Who else? Dizzee Rascal,  Sam Allardyce and many more  . . 

Does anyone require an explanation of why?



Thought not...

Jeremy Kyle - a vile, self opinionated tw*t.  Can't even stand to look at him!!! 

All of the Loose Women, again self opinionated pack of bitches. 

Jo Brand - what is she meant to be because she's definitely not a comedian?

Can't think of any more but I'm sure some will come to me

Jeremy Kyle - a vile, self opinionated tw*t.  Can't even stand to look at him!!! 

Good shout that!! Didn't he get caught playing around behind his wife's back as well? The hypocrite!

Simon Cowell what a whopper he is, like to punch him, dont know why, he just annoys me
Fergie (what you used to be called until somebody dirtied the grave of paisly by calling him Sir)
Rooney because he is just a n*b
Graham Norton is irritating
That comedian with the big collars, annoying
Jim Carrey, just annoying
Arssey Wigner, talks proper sh*t that feller
robbyr.....oh no thats me......suddenly he breaks into song "the greatest love of all, is obvious to see, the greatest love of all is inside of me"

Helen F***ing Chamberlain - thinks she's god's gift to comedy and has never made me laugh.
Janet Street Porter - just for being Janet Street Porter.
Jesus - for nicking me plan to pretend to be God's son
Harry H Corbett - although being in one of me favourite comedies ever - Steptoe and Son - he just overdoes it.
Carol Voderman - clever bi*ch who lets you know it.
Ainsley Harriott - pretends to act like he's from the Caribbean when there's another black person (usually looking embarrassed) on any show with him.
Any sad f**ker off Big Brother
Lee Sharpe - genuinely believes he's a massive sports star/celebrity which is why he's on all these sad shows trying to rejuvenate a failing career.
David Cameron - for being the Tory leader. That's a good enough reason right?
Michael Jackson - well I don't wish to go into why I just can't stand him or his music or his horrible squeaky voice or his plastic surgery which he tries to pass off as a disease or his tendency to interfere with children.
Michelle McManus - bi*ch couldn't sing and only won that pop thingy because she was what might be considered a little overweight.
Little Red Riding Hood - for blaming the innocent wolf on killing her nana. The girl was 99, it was her time to go. She had a good innings so don't blame the wolf you nasty piece of work you Red Riding Hood.
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer - two total tw*ts who aren't funny to put it bluntly.
Claire Balding - for putting me off me grub whenever she's on the telly.
Anybody in the American version of the Office - for ruining one of Britain's best sitcoms in recent years.
Whoever decided Hi De Hi was funny.
Frankie Detorri - Just can't stand him.
John Parrott - for thinking he's a comic genius just because he's from Liverpool.

(I could go on)

Good topic this.

Frank Warren - don't like the fella.  Seems proper dodgy.
Mark Lamaar - think he is a full on beaut.
Kelvin McKenzie - complete c**t.
Piers Morgan - utter tosser.  Can't stand his face or voice.
Lenny Henry - controversial choice but he just does my head in.
Harry Enfield - I don't think he is remotely funny. How he can still get a programme on BBC 1 says a lot about the BBC.

Good topic this.

Frank Warren - don't like the fella.  Seems proper dodgy.
Mark Lamaar - think he is a full on beaut.
Kelvin McKenzie - complete c**t.
Piers Morgan - utter tosser.  Can't stand his face or voice.
Lenny Henry - controversial choice but he just does my head in.
Harry Enfield - I don't think he is remotely funny. How he can still get a programme on BBC 1 says a lot about the BBC.

 

He used to be funny, with Kevin and Perry.  And a few of his earlier sketch shows, now he's just dried out as a comedian which is a shame.

Anyway.  I can't stand;

Perez Hilton



Is it wrong to want to smash this c**t in the face repeatedly?

I'll second that about that beaut.  But I don't really see him much on the tele so I'm saved.  When he pops up on some entertainment report though I do want to punch a hole in the middle of his face and paint his hair.

Jeremy Kyle - a vile, self opinionated tw*t.  Can't even stand to look at him!!! 

Not to mention he is a F***ing hypocrite.

He has had problems with alcohol, betting (even cleared out his own wife's bank account) and when he asked her to marry him he said he had a life threatening heart condition and then when she was close to divorcing him he said that the doctors told him he hadn't got long left.
Then he walked out on her and his daughter.

Cant stand him and it's a disgrace that he has his own show!

Jesus - for nicking me plan to pretend to be God's son

I agree with you there. If we are all God's children what makes him so damn special!

Anybody in the American version of the Office - for ruining one of Britain's best sitcoms in recent years.

Favourite TV show that. It kills the UK version... No offence.

Margaret Thatcher, Norman Tebbit, Bernard Ingham and any other tory f**ker who tried to destroy this great city of ours, tried to destroy this great game of ours and any other of there enemy within sh*te.

Kelvin Mackensie - for the obvious and generally acting like a lapdog to those fuckers above.

Celebrity reporters who hang around nightclubs gossiping about the latest pop music no mark and thinks it's high brow journalism.

Reality TV shows - just full of vacous no-mark cu*ts who just want to be famous, without having any sort of talent.

Fundamentalist religious cu*ts who seem more happy when there is hate and war going on and use their religion to screw money out of their followers.

Celebrity chefs - Just F***ing cook will yers.

Richard Keys
Andy Gray
Anne Robinson
Anyone who says 'dude'