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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11155: Mar 16, 2015 08:24:06 am
      That's the first time United have beaten them for 6 games to be fair.

      Well, I never knew that... Fair play to Spurs in that case - however it does seem to me that they totally own spurs. From signing their 'best' players (and by all accounts they only lost out on Bale because RM came to the party) to beating them in the important games... Spurs have been in decent form and looked a shoein for this result - yet make a totally average Utd team look like world beaters!

      Same with Villa and Everton, they seem to roll over when Utd come to town.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11156: Mar 16, 2015 10:58:01 am
      If the munters compare these run ins and still feel confident then they are defuckinglusional.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11157: Mar 16, 2015 01:29:39 pm
      They actually think this Rooney boxing thing is good and 'cool' :laugh:

      And it's not just them. Seriously, talk about a massive w*nk fest by practically EVERYONE over a goal celebration.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11158: Mar 16, 2015 02:05:37 pm
      And it's not just them. Seriously, talk about a massive w*nk fest by practically EVERYONE over a goal celebration.

      Tell me about it, it's all over the sport pages of most pages and even made the front page of 1 or 2 (if I remember correctly).
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11159: Mar 16, 2015 09:57:43 pm
      Bring these fuckers on, we owe them a pasting after last time out.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11160: Mar 17, 2015 05:46:15 am
      Ha Rooney getting knocked out by Bardsley, brilliant.


      I thought Randy Orton did it!   ;)


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF81laCwTPI#
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11161: Mar 18, 2015 12:38:44 am
      They actually think this Rooney boxing thing is good and 'cool' :laugh:

      They're Man Utd fans - they obviously don't know what cool is.

      I mean, for fucks sake, their most famous fans are humourless fat wankers like Eamonn Holmes and Mick Hucknall! They are big and successful, but like Michael Buble, doesn't make them appealing or cool and they are the lowest common denominator of football fans, like Michael Buble fans are the lowest common denominator music fans.

      Meanwhile, we have James Bond himself Daniel Craig, Liam Neeson, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Samuel L Jackson, Ricky Tomlinson, Caroline Wozniacki and Ian McCulloch as fans. And that's just some of the cool names! We're a cultured club you know!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11162: Mar 22, 2015 11:53:46 pm
      Has it been forgotten that Rooney missed a penalty at Anfield?? haha

      Properly laughed out loud. Sides still hurting...

      Was a soft penalty, and he couldn't take the goal that Atkinson handed to him on a plate!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11163: Mar 23, 2015 01:04:36 am
      Has it been forgotten that Rooney missed a penalty at Anfield?? haha

      Properly laughed out loud. Sides still hurting...

      Was a soft penalty, and he couldn't take the goal that Atkinson handed to him on a plate!!

      Yeah that did take some of the pain away, if it wasn't for Stevie I do think we would have won yesterday but that's in the past, we just need to go on another run now and hope those above us F**k up, there's still hope.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11164: Mar 23, 2015 08:38:42 am
      I wait with anticipation the downfall of the epitomy of munter fans, eamon F***ing Holmes, vile self righteous c**t.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11165: Mar 23, 2015 08:40:58 am
      I was directed to some FB page called YNFA......full of complete manc loving wankers.

      Had to delete all my posts in there as I was getting seriously wound up and verbally abusing bundles of them.
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      Reply #11166: Mar 23, 2015 10:13:23 am
      I was directed to some FB page called YNFA......full of complete manc loving wankers.

      Had to delete all my posts in there as I was getting seriously wound up and verbally abusing bundles of them.

      The page owner is a death mocker mate, I don't even look at that page, it's anti Liverpool.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11167: Mar 23, 2015 02:19:44 pm
      The page owner is a death mocker mate, I don't even look at that page, it's anti Liverpool.

      Never even heard of it before until someone told me.

      There was a load of anti LFC stuff on there so I started having a go back and got a sh*t load of abuse!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11168: Mar 23, 2015 05:22:12 pm
      The page owner is a death mocker mate, I don't even look at that page, it's anti Liverpool.

      sadly a friends husband inhabits this site and had the misfortune to see some of it, anyway after yesterday united seem to be the new arsenal even down to the celebrations
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11169: Mar 23, 2015 10:39:26 pm
      Just because of the name of the thread, thought I'd post this.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11170: Mar 24, 2015 10:46:08 pm
      Bunch of absolute cu*ts!! Amazing how they have suddenly come out the woodwork.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11171: Mar 25, 2015 04:56:43 am
      Would be a treat if these lot start to crumble now and miss out on CL.I think they will.They got city and chelsea now.I doubt they can even get 1 point out of thoses two matches which will also set them back greatly.
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      Reply #11172: Mar 26, 2015 06:01:18 am
      Would be a treat if these lot start to crumble now and miss out on CL.I think they will.They got city and chelsea now.I doubt they can even get 1 point out of thoses two matches which will also set them back greatly.

      True but we thought they wouldn't get anything out of Spurs and us and they got 6 F***ing points, the jammy F***ing cu*ts!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11173: Mar 26, 2015 10:45:45 am
      True but we thought they wouldn't get anything out of Spurs and us and they got 6 f**king points, the jammy f**king cu*ts!
      It was more of a case of Spurs and us playing sh*t rather than munts playing great.
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      Reply #11174: Mar 27, 2015 05:27:30 am
      It was more of a case of Spurs and us playing sh*t rather than munts playing great.

      Yep but they are still jammy F***ing cu*ts, you cannot deny that!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11175: Mar 28, 2015 05:03:06 am
      Yep but they are still jammy f**king cu*ts, you cannot deny that!
      No i wont.I hate this glory hunting lot more than any other sports team.How on earth can they have such a luck is beyond my belief.Playing sh*t all year,suddenly putting two average performances and all of a sudden Van Gaal is a f**king genius.Bull crap
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11176: Mar 28, 2015 06:27:27 am
      No i wont.I hate this glory hunting lot more than any other sports team.How on earth can they have such a luck is beyond my belief.Playing sh*t all year,suddenly putting two average performances and all of a sudden Van Gaal is a f**king genius.Bull crap

      Bunch of cu*ts with all the Luck in the World.

      We must have pissed off God (No, not Robbie)at the end of the 80's, big time.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11177: Mar 28, 2015 01:25:27 pm
      No i wont.I hate this glory hunting lot more than any other sports team.How on earth can they have such a luck is beyond my belief.Playing sh*t all year,suddenly putting two average performances and all of a sudden Van Gaal is a f**king genius.Bull crap

      In the bigger picture they will win F**k all this season, just a very average side who got some breaks which may or may not qualify them for the CL.
      Average sides are very lucky to get beyond the qualifying rounds of the CL, God it seems does not shower them with good fortune abroad preferring to piss on them from a great height.

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