The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

The new manager has his work cut out. Even if he was renowned as the best manager football has ever seen the challenge to break up that squad of vipers deal with the media and win football games is a challenge not many if any would take on. Other than DeGea is there another player who has performed at a level that other teams would covet . The outstanding player is Ronaldo and he is seen as the problem and his age should prevent him from being part of the future UTD's management of the club is just epic car crash stuff long may it continue.

We will turn it round, just don’t ask me when. 

We will turn it round, just don’t ask me when. 

tick tock mate your not getting any younger 26 years last time and even longer for us so see you in 2048 don't forget to bring your nurse with you.

tick tock mate your not getting any younger 26 years last time and even longer for us so see you in 2048 don't forget to bring your nurse with you.

Wont take us 30 years that’s for sure. 

Wont take us 30 years that’s for sure. 

the next time you win the league and try whistling like that you will blow your false teeth out. Newcastle now have the funds to be a top four club so its going to be much harder that it was 10 years ago. 

Wont take us 30 years that’s for sure. 

That’s what we said - I remember growing up and the talk was always around ‘it’s been 12 years since we last won the league’. Blink and it’s 30.

The seasons absolutely fly by and it’s becoming harder to win, for you to do it you need a proper plan in place, at the moment you’re just going season to season and not building towards anything. Already a decade since the last title isn’t it? Tick tock

That’s what we said - I remember growing up and the talk was always around ‘it’s been 12 years since we last won the league’. Blink and it’s 30.

The seasons absolutely fly by and it’s becoming harder to win, for you to do it you need a proper plan in place, at the moment you’re just going season to season and not building towards anything. Already a decade since the last title isn’t it? Tick tock

Think is it won’t reach 30 years for me anyway as I’ll be with Aussie Red ( 6ft down under  )

You’re right though with your comments. I’ve stopped getting my hopes up and just sit on my tick tock wondering when. 

Wont take us 30 years that’s for sure. 

I remember saying it wouldn't take us 26 years, so don't get ahead yourself just yet.

I remember saying it wouldn't take us 26 years, so don't get ahead yourself just yet.

#thinkingpostive

Wont take us 30 years that’s for sure. 

I reckon 40 

I reckon 40 

You won’t be around either 

nothing better than just turning the TV on to watch the game and seeing UTD concede a soft goal. Simple things in life are always to be enjoyed

The downfall is glorious

… 4-0

4 nil

Ha ha ha

Man we never hit such a low on the pitch, United need a complete overhaul….

The downfall is glorious

One of life’s little gifts mate ,

Feel a bit nervous.  I'm beginning to like united they give me a good laugh just when i need it.

 

Is it true we are having a minutes silence for UTD before the game tonight. Samaritans  are going to be busy yet again they must hate it when UTD play

How have the Mancs only got one game left?!?

4 nil

Ha ha ha

Sometimes we say a team were a shambles  and it's kind of an exaggeration.

Today is is no exaggeration. They were a total shambles. Should return their wages for this week after that.

Fantastic result 👍 😊
😊👍🍌🍌👌☺️

How have the Mancs only got one game left?!?

They’ve had nothing else to do all season.

How have the Mancs only got one game left?!?

The powers that be are trying to put them out of their misery at the earliest convenience.