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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22540: Nov 02, 2023 01:15:37 pm
      Ten Hag got lucky last season with multiple underachieving teams in the league and a piss easy route to both domestic cup finals.

      Won't be so fortunate this season.
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      Reply #22541: Nov 02, 2023 06:04:14 pm
      Hoping Ten Hag can stay in charge until at least the 17th of December, make it about the third or 4th manc manager we've seen off :laugh:

      Don't see him lasting that long to be honest. Sadly. If Ratcliffe gets in and has control over team affairs he will want to get onside with the fans and sacking ETH will be a start.

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      Reply #22542: Nov 02, 2023 06:16:12 pm
      Don't know why Man U. were so keen to bring ETH in......OK he did well at Ajax, but the Dutch league is pants. I'm guessing the fact that Ajax was a big European name in the past clouded their judgement. You can see a mile off the players know he's on his way out. Who takes his place?...it's a poison chalice, but still it's a very well paid poison chalice.
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      Reply #22543: Nov 02, 2023 10:44:00 pm
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      Reply #22544: Nov 02, 2023 10:44:52 pm
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      Reply #22545: Nov 02, 2023 11:31:24 pm
      One more for the day   :D




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      Reply #22546: Nov 03, 2023 08:02:19 am
      Fook off you Aussie w@nker
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      Reply #22547: Nov 03, 2023 11:03:03 pm
       :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #22548: Nov 03, 2023 11:33:49 pm
      So Aussie are you implying their manager is Erik Ton sh*t!   .....  I'll get my coat
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22549: Nov 04, 2023 01:31:19 pm
      Goalless at half time against Fulham, after having a goal chalked off for offside with a VAR decision that took F***ing ages to decide.

      VAR say Maguire is offside but can't decide if he's making an attempt at the ball (how they can't decide that is beyond me) so tell the ref to go have a butchers at the screen. Decision is Maguire diving for the ball is an attempt to play the ball (shock horror) so the goal is ruled out.
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      Reply #22550: Nov 04, 2023 01:36:37 pm
      Goalless at half time against Fulham, after having a goal chalked off for offside with a VAR decision that took F***ing ages to decide.

      VAR say Maguire is offside but can't decide if he's making an attempt at the ball (how they can't decide that is beyond me) so tell the ref to go have a butchers at the screen. Decision is Maguire diving for the ball is an attempt to play the ball (shock horror) so the goal is ruled out.

      Well offside mate - made up!
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      Reply #22551: Nov 04, 2023 01:40:23 pm

      Clear as day mate.

      I just couldn't work out how the fella in VAR couldn't decide that he was trying to play the ball when he's literally sliding with his foot out to try and play the ball.
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      Reply #22552: Nov 04, 2023 02:17:17 pm
       Man Utd: Marcus Rashford birthday party 'unacceptable' to Erik ten Hag after derby defeat

         Marcus Rashford's birthday celebrations hours after Manchester United's 3-0 defeat by Manchester City were "unacceptable" and the forward has apologised, says manager Erik ten Hag.

      The party on Sunday night was planned, and attending it did not prevent Rashford from arriving on time for training on Monday.

      "I am aware of it and I spoke with him about it," said Ten Hag.

      "It is unacceptable. I told him. He apologised and that is it."

      Ten Hag was clearly unhappy at the optics of Rashford being seen out in one of Manchester's most exclusive nightspots when he had just been part of an abject Premier League display in which United ended up being comprehensively outclassed.

      The manager refused to say whether the England international, who turned 26 on 31 October, had been fined, saying it was an internal matter.

      However, he confirmed Rashford had not been omitted from the starting line-up for Wednesday's EFL Cup fourth-round defeat by Newcastle as a disciplinary measure.

        It is not the first time Rashford has been rebuked by Ten Hag.

      On New Year's Eve last year, he was put on the substitutes' bench for United's Premier League game at Wolves after being late for a team meeting. The striker subsequently scored the winner after his introduction from the bench.

       At a time when there is huge scrutiny on Ten Hag and his ability to galvanise his squad after United's worst start to the season since 1962-63, Rashford's behaviour may suggest to some that the Dutchman's message is not getting home.

      However, Ten Hag denies this.

      "Your suggestion is not right," he said. "He's very motivated to put things right. He's totally with us.

      "So he makes a mistake, but that doesn't say he's not fitting in. I see him every day in training, what he's doing. I know. Also off the pitch, how he lives."

         Rashford's form is also a matter of concern. After scoring a career-best 30 goals last term, he has only found the net once so far for United this season, against Arsenal on 3 September.

      It is reminiscent of his form two years ago, when Rashford scored just five times.

      Given he signed a five-year contract extension in July, it is hardly an ideal situation, but Ten Hag retains faith in the forward to turn the situation round.

      "He has to be as close as possible to the opponents' goal because that's where his qualities are," Ten Hag said.

      "There, he is so important for us and will contribute so much to our success and so we have to get him there, as a team and an individual.

      "Also he has to get his timings and movements right to arrive [in front of goal] in the right moments. I'm sure he will be back."

       https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67314370.amp     
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      Reply #22553: Nov 04, 2023 02:54:13 pm
      Rashford looked well pissed off on the bench especially when he was needed on the pitch, against a better side the mancs would have got twatted.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22554: Nov 04, 2023 03:23:45 pm
      Fellaini retiring from club football when the current Chinese league season ends.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22555: Nov 04, 2023 04:35:28 pm
      sh*te again but three points, hopefully keeps Ten Hag in a job
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22556: Nov 04, 2023 10:06:52 pm
      Wow, them and their fans celebrated like they won The League.

      F***ing injury time winner, which should never even happened. A calamity of mistakes for the Fulham defenders then Paulinho with an easy headed clearance away, heads it straight to Bruno ffs.

      Jammy cu*ts!
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      Reply #22557: Nov 05, 2023 02:07:47 am
      Wow, them and their fans celebrated like they won The League.

      F***ing injury time winner, which should never even happened. A calamity of mistakes for the Fulham defenders then Paulinho with an easy headed clearance away, heads it straight to Bruno ffs.

      Jammy cu*ts!

      No matter how sh&t they are they're always spawny.  That will never change.
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      Reply #22558: Nov 05, 2023 08:21:56 am
      Wow, them and their fans celebrated like they won The League.

      F***ing injury time winner, which should never even happened. A calamity of mistakes for the Fulham defenders then Paulinho with an easy headed clearance away, heads it straight to Bruno ffs.

      Jammy cu*ts!

      Rich coming off you lot   :lmao: What was that game you were all doing rain dances and diving on the floor after winning a shitty game against some minnows  :lmao:
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      Reply #22559: Nov 05, 2023 09:54:17 am
      Rich coming off you lot   :lmao: What was that game you were all doing rain dances and diving on the floor after winning a shitty game against some minnows  :lmao:

      Yea what was that game?
      Without specifics its a boring and pointless post.
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      Reply #22560: Nov 05, 2023 11:11:45 am
      Rich coming off you lot   :lmao: What was that game you were all doing rain dances and diving on the floor after winning a shitty game against some minnows  :lmao:

      I think that was a few weeks into klopps tenure. He'd had a pop at fans who got off early when Palace I think it was scored at around 82 minutes to make it 2-1 to them and  he was making 'where you going'? Hand signals to those fans. Next game at home we were 2-0 down with 10 to go and we scored twice including an origi injury time goal. Klopp saluted the fans as did the players. Not because we drew 2-2 with West Brom but because we showed if the fans and team are as one we are hard to beat. As it was we didn't lose for along time at anfield after that. So it was more than worthwhile.
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      Reply #22561: Nov 05, 2023 11:57:57 am
      Don’t mind them winning the odd game same as the Ole tenure keeps the fcker in the seat for that bit longer , the time will come when they really get twatted I’m just hoping it’s us lot who gives out the twatting 😁
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      Reply #22562: Nov 05, 2023 12:28:48 pm
      Yea what was that game?
      Without specifics its a boring and pointless post.


      I’m not sad enough to go looking for it.  :lmao:

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