Things that put you off the opposite sex?

If I don't fancy someone I won't think about them that way anyway, so looks are always a factor because you have to fancy someone to have a relationship with them imo, because that's what defines a relationship from a friendship is it not

Honestly I would say brains.  I know girls who are lookers but thick as two planks and about as useful as farting in the fog.  Obviously it might take longer to be attracted to someone who you didn't fancy but at least you'd get intelligent conversation out of them if they had brains

If you've got both then you're one of the lucky ones.

my girls got both..im just jammy ....but..... you make a very good point, after all beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it rings very true.

Take the spitting out, and that actually sounds like a decent kind of girl...

Unless they look like this:

Oi!

You leave that very lovely lady out of this

Ok so let's all go to the "hot woman thread" to get back on line here, otherwise I'll have nightmares tonight.

Too much male input in this topic for my liking. What puts me off  . . .

Leaving the toilet seat up!!!, farting, burping, bad teeth, smelly feet, clinginess, cheaters, drugs, poor dress sense, lack of ambition, I think I'll stop now hahaha could go on  . .!

Leaving the toilet seat up!

I've always thought that's selfish of women really

I've always thought that's selfish of women really

True that.  They complain when we piss all over the seat so the best thing for them to do is leave it up after they've finished

And then we have to touch the seat, which is not so hygenic  Do not get me started hahahah

But girls get to sit down. We don't. So why should we after standing up, then go and exert more energy putting the seat down, just so girls can swan in and plonk their behinds down? 

Either that or girls should stand I reckon.

Well you could sit if you wanted hahaha.

Well you could sit if you wanted hahaha.

Many guys would tell you that is not a possible thing to do at certain times. Particuarly the morning.

Maybe we should sit down...in my case it gives me more time to read my book

I feel a can of worms opening here. Why can't we have seperate toilet facilities.Ok so I'll take the bucket in the garden shed. Ce la vie.

That sounds like a brilliant idea, off you go

Many guys would tell you that is not a possible thing to do at certain times. Particuarly the morning.

Or after a long drive on the motorway. The infamous 'traveller'.

Many guys would tell you that is not a possible thing to do at certain times. Particuarly the morning.

Why just the morning?

'Lonely traveller'

Or after a long drive on the motorway. The infamous 'traveller'.

Is that the Morris Minor Traveller?

Why just the morning?

WEEEELLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT'S THE STORY MORNING GLORY!

Not just the morning though, I said 'particularly'

Is his custom title gonna be 'Viagra Boy'? Huh? Huh?

Yup I used to have the habit of waking up in a tee pee on a morning, now I'm getting on a bit I wake up in the AM's for a toilet break

Edit: or is it a wig wam ?