Things that put you off the opposite sex?

My ex.

The mother-in-law

You don't party in working hours? Pffft!

Ever tried partying with a stove,oven and hot plate redkenny, no fun at all.

Ever tried partying with a stove,oven and hot plate redkenny, no fun at all.

That sounds like half a mad party that.

The other half being nachos, some tunes and a few crates of Corona.

That sounds like half a mad party that.

The other half being nachos, some tunes and a few crates of Corona.

The shower that I work for, would want you to buy their food, don't allow music and no way would they allow Corona or anything else alcoholic. See what I mean about partying at work.

Girls that are happy to go on about their lives and putting some of their problems upon you but then make you feel like sh*t when you tell them yours.

Girls that drink too much, spit, constantly smoke or have a reputation.

Girls that drink too much, spit, constantly smoke or have a reputation.

Take the spitting out, and that actually sounds like a decent kind of girl...

Unless they look like this:

birds that sh*t on your car

birds that sh*t on your car

Sounds like a good night out to me

Take the spitting out, and that actually sounds like a decent kind of girl...

Unless they look like this:

Getting fussy now then eh Gow?

when they have a fanny like a badly folded kebab

Oh come off it. If the hottest lady in the club was rubbing up on you, you'd say no? Regardless of reputation and how many times she's been around the block.

Oh come off it. If the hottest lady in the club was rubbing up on you, you'd say no? Regardless of reputation and how many times she's been around the block.

Totally agree, but saying that I'd F**k a hole in a barbers floor if it had hair round it 

when they do a hugh dennis impression

do you listen to showaddywaddy?!

Totally agree, but saying that I'd F**k a hole in a barbers floor if it had hair round it 

You're a bit blunt, aren't you?

Most difficult question to ask a male apparently:

Looks or brains? No stupid, 'both' answers. Just one or the other.

I'll be honest and say looks.

Ah.

Probably looks yeah. Now I feel quite shallow.

I have to admit - looks, .
I feel shallow as well.

Honestly I would say brains.  I know girls who are lookers but thick as two planks and about as useful as farting in the fog.  Obviously it might take longer to be attracted to someone who you didn't fancy but at least you'd get intelligent conversation out of them if they had brains

If you've got both then you're one of the lucky ones.

I dislike girls who
- think they're all that and too good for you
- swears excessively
- smokes

You're a bit blunt, aren't you?

It was said tongue in cheek jees

Girls that drink too much, spit, constantly smoke or have a reputation.

So not a fan of Amy Winehouse?