Things that put you off the opposite sex?

I myself don't like big boobs,but that's my choice I suppose specialy inplants why spoil something thats good.

Love large boobs mate , but they have to be real.

CRK: 'At least lads now know that moustaches may hinder progress with some women, and girls know that keeping a 'cheeky willy' from a would be fella is a no go.'

el batez: 'Never hindered me.'

You don't mind it when girls have penises el b?

CRK: 'At least lads now know that moustaches may hinder progress with some women, and girls know that keeping a 'cheeky willy' from a would be fella is a no go.'

el batez: 'Never hindered me.'

You don't mind it when girls have penises el b?

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Those three words are going to be a strong contender for post of the year!

Those three words are going to be a strong contender for post of the year!

Another can of worms opened.

What's up never seen a Ladyboy?

HA! We'll be seeing one in a Madrid shirt next season!

Something that puts me right off women - I work in a library, as some of you may know. Now every day I have hot nurses, hot female doctors and hot nursing students who are in and out (fnarr) all day. I might talk to them one day or sit training them for half an hour or sorting their Microsoft Word or Powerpoint problems out, then they'll come in two days later and walk straight past me, three feet away, and not even turn to look at me, smile or say hello. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of nice people from all those categories above that do smile and say hello and chat sometimes, but it's them other ones that really put me off. Do they not ever think that some man, any man, might not be the most confident in the world? Jeez!

What's up never seen a Ladyboy?

Let go of the shovel mate the hole is deep enough now.

HA! We'll be seeing one in a Madrid shirt next season!

Something that puts me right off women - I work in a library, as some of you may know. Now every day I have hot nurses, hot female doctors and hot nursing students who are in and out (fnarr) all day. I might talk to them one day or sit training them for half an hour or sorting their Microsoft Word or Powerpoint problems out, then they'll come in two days later and walk straight past me, three feet away, and not even turn to look at me, smile or say hello. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of nice people from all those categories above that do smile and say hello and chat sometimes, but it's them other ones that really put me off. Do they not ever think that some man, any man, might not be the most confident in the world? Jeez!

So true. In a nutshell, women that use you when they need you, then won't make any f**ing effort afterwards.

Yeah, but why can't they use me for sex and then ignore me after? That would be OK. Better than the thrill I get from encrypting their pen drive anyway.

Yeah, but why can't they use me for sex and then ignore me after? That would be OK. Better than the thrill I get from encrypting their pen drive anyway.

I knew there was something more to that post!

I knew there was something more to that post!

Well, I'm not fussy! I only want one!

EDIT: That reads really bad actually. What I meant was, I wouldn't mind meeting someone for a bit of a relationship! Not that I'm all that good at them what with my bachelor lifestyle an' all. :

Guys that talk about themselves ALL the time.
Bad Teeth
Bad Hair
Possessiveness
Jealousy
Men that need constant ego boosts
Men that come across a bit too keen
Oh the list could go on and on...

I hate the girl / woman who attaches herself to you all night getting drink after drink after drink free then goes home at the end of the night with out so much as leaving you their number....... Thinking they have a boyfriend at home me does.....

but 8 years on I'm with the love of my life so it should not really bother me so much now

Guys that talk about themselves ALL the time.
Bad Teeth
Bad Hair
Possessiveness
Jealousy
Men that need constant ego boosts
Men that come across a bit too keen
Oh the list could go on and on...

Ok so I have white teeth, great hair, couldn't give a f*ck what your'e up to, I know I'm the best lover in the world, my ego doesn't need boosting and I couldn't be arsed. In with a chance?

Ok so I have white teeth, great hair, couldn't give a f*ck what your'e up to, I know I'm the best lover in the world, my ego doesn't need boosting and I couldn't be arsed. In with a chance?

Nice! Why not?

Could you cope? Ex rugby player, black belt in karate, intense Liverpool football club fan, like driving a fast sports car and spend my non-working hours, partying?

Could you cope? Ex rugby player, black belt in karate, intense Liverpool football club fan, like driving a fast sports car and spend my non-working hours, partying?

You don't party in working hours? Pffft!

Girls who expect you to pay for their half of the meal as well

Swearing, body hair and farting.

In that order.






Oh, and the supporting of any team other than Liverpool.

Can't have that.

Yep having a woman that farts longer,louder and smellier than yourself is always off putting 

pmt

The mother-in-law