Worst Job in the World

In tribute to its big brother, I thought I'd start this.

There's plenty of bad jobs, but imagine being the fella who works for The National Lottery and poses for pics with them f**k-off big cheques for millions of pounds with Joe Citizen who's grinning like a cheshire cat.

Going home to his bedsit and beef Pot Noodle must really suck.

Moved this due to its brother thread being LFC-related, thus staying in the Albert.

Here's it's Arkle-ish brother started by JD:
http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php?topic=5719.0

Toilet attendant in an Indian restaurant,no disrespect intended I love a good curry but some people just can't handle it!so why do they on persisting to have something they just can't take.

Signed, Kaka.   

My offering:

I knew a guy who worked at a clinic that did "lyposuction". His job was to collect the fat sucked out of people, pour it into containers and weigh it out on a digital scale.

I knew a guy who worked at a clinic that did "lyposuction". His job was to collect the fat sucked out of people, pour it into containers and weigh it out on a digital scale.

And then post it to Oprah Winfrey.

^^^
Sure he sent it to Tyler Durden to make soap and sell it back to them

Slur Cocky Fergusons Liver. 'Nuf said i'd say

Slur Cocky Fergusons Liver. 'Nuf said I'd say

The overtime's good though. Plenty of opportunities this coming season I think.

The overtime's good though. Plenty of opportunities this coming season I think.

Touche sir. But its a job that'll kill ya with the work load

Touche sir. But its a job that'll kill ya with the work load

Trust me, if I was his liver I'd pack up and f*ck off.

Doesn't sound like too bad a job that.

I don't know why you have to have bad teeth to do it though 

a boring machine operator, saw it in the job centre.....he he.

She should have done her A-Levels.

Maybe she did her E A Levels. Elephant's arse.

I'm just wondering what bin you'd have to put the bag in if you were in the park.

The one with flies buzzing around it. Alternatively, bring it down to Melwood - Liverpool Football Club are forever stinking the road out!

F**k, they lost their ball, carra must have hit it in row z just a little too hard

^^^^^^ that pic is making me feel nauseous just by looking at it. I don't have a problem with heights usually but that's insane.

^^^^^^ that pic is making me feel nauseous just by looking at it. I don't have a problem with heights usually but that's insane.

I do have a problem with heights mate. That pic will give me nightmares tonight!

I used to install lifts for a living but never got as high up as that

I used to install lifts for a living but never got as high up as that

Respect!!!