Let's see.
Right foot - cut open sole of foot on a broken shell while bounding down a huge sand dune barefoot at the beach.
Right ankle - Tore ligaments in a few years ago. Was out running and missed a bottom step. Missed some work there.
Right calf - 3" horizontal scar..was a deep one and probably should've got stitches. Piss drunk messing around and sliced it on that tin you use for shed roofing.
Also, on right calf three long horizontal scars..mountain biking on frozen ground and the wheels slid out from under me.
Left groin - Hernia op scar
Right hand - Broken knuckle at ring finger. Waited a week to go to the doctor and it turns out I had completely snapped the end of the bone off and it had turned 180 degrees. So, the doctor sticks a long needle through my hand all around inside and at one point it even came all the way through. Then, he climbs above me and starts wrestling with this nub of bone turning it right way round. Yeah, it hurt. Don't have a knuckle anymore since it didn't heal straight. It's called a boxer's fracture. You figure it out.
Also, on right hand scar in center of hand where I dove on the ground onto a broken bottle.
Another smaller scar with its twin on the exact other half of my hand. Used to be a veterinary technician and was drawing blood from a cat's jugular. The tech helping me let go of the cat's head (which you sort of stretch out so he's looking up) and it sank its teeth right into my hand like a hamburger. The next day my hand resembled just that as it was cartoonishly swollen. Went to hospital for that.
Right wrist - Broken in three places, no idea how. When I got x-rays for the knuckle the doctor told me that it looked like I had broken it within the past year or two. I knew I was tough, but c'mon! :
I do remember that "sliding" pain with a broken bone where you feel like it's moving away from you. Tough to explain, but I remember the feeling while lifting weights.
Right shoulder - Scar from bike accident..pushed into a wall and rubbed all the skin right off.
Right trap - 3" roundish scar from somehow managing to rub the skin off while wearing a heavy rucksack.
Left collarbone - Broken in half froma drunken bike accident. Tried to bunnyhop a curb at speed, but the front wheel caught it and I flipped it. As drunk as I was I felt the bone bending, but not the snap. Got up dazed and my buddy was convinced it was just dislocated. He starts pulling and pushing on my arm and my friends who were blocks away sewar they heard me screaming. The demerol was nice later on, though.
Still not right either as there's a big lump there because it didn't heal straight.
Incisor - Broken in half when pushed into wall playing ball.
Concussion - Hanging upside-down on monkey bars and fell right on my head from about 6' up.
Scar top of head - At same park was being an idiot running at the swings and sliding under at the last moment. Well, the underside caught me and scalped me! Blood everywhere,
Scar back of head - waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve (3 or 4 yrs old)...bouncing on my bed until I went over the side and cut my head open on an old radiator.
Can't think of many more good ones...do tattoos count? After all they are all scar! Arms covered. Left calf & right chest some, too.
EDIT: I forgot to mention to Semple that I hope he's getting better. What you've gone through is far worse than anything done to me.