The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread

I was talking to Neil Fitzmaurice the other week. Now don't tell anyone this - keep it on the sly - but apparently at the end of this month, he's gonna be our manager!!

Seriously! I'm not messing!

Yeah well i was talking to Mr Bean and he said we would be signing a player over the age of 24 in the winter.

Remember everyone keep this information to yourself or Teddy will get destroyed as this is strictly confidential information.

I've got a picture to prove it though mate. Have you got a picture to prove you were talking to Mr Bean? Actually, on second thoughts, I wouldn't put that past you. 

Can't wait to tell you I told you so!! 

I've got a picture to prove it though mate.

Can't wait to tell you I told you so!! :p

You were licking his window at the time though so it's not valid!

Thats okay you wont have to wait because it wont happen

Laurie Dalla Valle is leaving? Mate said that he's going Fulham or something

Round about a 3 o clock this morning when I eventually took my arse to bed, there was a loud banging coming from my neighbour's and screams of "I'm coming I'm coming David I'm coming" that surely means Villa or Silva  is on his way.

Can be Beckham too

I think id need to see a world class defensive midfielder coming in.. were thin in that department anyway, you should have two players for each position.

the best replacement for masch is lassana diarra.

No. De Rossi.

No. De Rossi.

No. Salif Diao.

Neverton are to sign Jimmy White when he comes out of the jungle, Their so far down the table they'll need snookers.

Sorry i know its an old one.

Rafa told me himself that he will not sign any players. The only person he will sign is the bloke from RBS as this is the only way Rafa will gain more money from H&G.

Everton are looking to sign Jo-Wilfried Tsonga as they want someone in their side who has actually got in the top ten in a sport.

Neverton are to sign Jimmy White when he comes out of the jungle, Their so far down the table they'll need snookers.

Sorry I know its an old one.

But does "The Chosen One" have the balls to get them out of trouble.

Heard a classy rumour today that a deal for Silva, with Riera going the opposite way to Valencia was pulled at the last minute by the two tits, coincidentally at the same time Rafa was supposed to have stormed out of Melwood!

I heard a rumour if we build it, he will come.

Heard a classy rumour today that a deal for Silva, with Riera going the opposite way to Valencia was pulled at the last minute by the two tits, coincidentally at the same time Rafa was supposed to have stormed out of Melwood!

That's a juicy one!

Heard from the grape vine that we were going to swap Voronin for Tiger Woods, a win-win for both parties since Woods' missus gets someone with the same hair cut as her so they can share hair care tips and we get someone whos good around the box.

I've heard Rafa is looking to solve our creativity by signing non other than Ron Jeremy in the January transfer window, Rafa's take on this is, he is looking for some one who is good at dribbling in and around the box.

    
Re: About the Transfer board
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 12:05:45 AM »
   
With the January transfer window looming, there will inevitably be more and more articles in the press about possible transfers going in and out of our club. However unlikely they might seem!  Angry

To keep things tidy and for the ease of everyone to find specific articles about transfers quickly, please remember the rules of this board which are displayed above.

Obviously people will want to discuss who they think Rafa should consider joining or leaving the club. So all discussion without source can go in the General transfer discussion - January 2010 thread. Which can be found by clicking this link:

http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php?topic=24191.0

But, in the light of Rafa's secret man-bag purse pocket, being tighter than a hat on Steve Bruces head, we reckon a bit of humour wouldn't go a miss in here over the next couple of months. Feel free to make the most ridiculous hearsay comments on who could be joining the reds - or, who could be leaving. Keep it funny! And if you really do have some real inside information, make sure you've got your post in there to quote to everyone 'I told you so'! The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' thread can be found by clicking this link:

http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php?topic=24923.0

Otherwise, this board is specifically for the latest transfer articles in the media and your thoughts on that players' potential transfer. Anything else will either be merged or deleted.

I thought we were on Topic

A bit?

This thread is nothing but 3 pages of crap to be honest.

What use does this thread have if there isn't a single sensible post?

Theres a sensible post in here from me on page 1 I think, Lighten up Res even RedKenny is encouraging some light hearted humour in here, given our current finances, a good giggle releases the stress and anxiety levels.

I heard that Liverpool may try and loan Kierrison from Barca.

Theres a sensible post in here from me on page 1 I think, Lighten up Res even RedKenny is encouraging some light hearted humour in here, given our current finances, a good giggle releases the stress and anxiety levels.

A good win against  Arsenal would release the stress and anxiety levels even more.Back on topic will we sign anyone of importance in January that is what I would like to know.