Things you would never hear Rafa say..

I'll start....

"I was wrong with my team selection and my substitutions."


Next.....

Dani Pacheco will start today

Maybe I should sell Babel, Lucas and Kuyt for funds to buy David Villa.

"I bet that Fourbrick thinks he can do a better job than me, no?"

Maybe I should sell Babel, Lucas and Kuyt for funds to buy David Villa.

I would love that to happen serious

I think we could sell all 3 easily ( babel may be a threat )

"Tom & George have handed me a transfer budget, worthy of a team challenging Domestically & in Europe"

oh &

"Montse gives good head"

oh &

"Montse gives good head"

Is that what you think Rafa would never say, or just
 general information ?

"we've been rubbish this season and we've got no-one to blame but ourselves"

"So in the end we decided to sign Villa, Silva AND Mata.. It's a lot of money but the quality they have will more than make up for it the the long term and the owners appreciate that."

"I bet that Fourbrick thinks he can do a better job than me, no?"

Its true! He wouldnt say that cause he doenst know Fourbrick!

"Today we werent controlling the game"

Lucas isn't good enough for us.

Agger is better then Carragher

Is that what you think Rafa would never say, or just
 general information ?

Being the man he is I can't ever imagine him saying that.

Lucas isn't good enough for us.

Agger is better then Carragher

I can't ever Imagine him saying such things about any payer to be honest...not exactly what you would call productive for players confidence as well as showing a lack of respect for them.

We didn't control the game. We didn't create chances. We didn't work hard. There was no quality.

I am off to Juve now, peace out and F**k off.

Lucas and Kuyt had bad games today.

I thought i got it wrong once , but i was wrong

Lucas just is'nt good enough

You've given me far too much money

'Bolton were the better team today and they deserved the three points"

"Blow me F**k face"

"Blow me F**k face"

"Supercalifragilisticexpi alidocious" - in English.

Were going out all attack today

"I have a man crush on sir alex".