"I often use a secret email address to put my request for the FAN-tasy stories from the band of Prince Volkyvorta—u know, I tell'em to write what would happen if we had a big-mouth manager, if Liverpool went all out, if so&so owned Liverpool and managed it forcefully, if every1 shouted at refs like Torres, if the fans punished the ref&the board, if they threw bottles and invaded the pitch. Zen they send me the story and tell me no need to publish it, keep it 4urself."
"I have a 200-page file of Sir manic quotes".
"I have buddies in the FA and the League. Watch'm get u! N yeah, my journo pimps, Andy, Stan, Hansen, Lawrenson- and all o'ye, make sure u tell everyone how my team CAN cheat, refs protect me, the FA kowtow to me, and HOW NO ONE can do anything about it! Uh, don't tell'em that fans of old would riot & lynch, just tell'em they're impotent."
N finally "I wish our fans brought bottles to throw instead of beachballs. I wish to make Anfield a real bastion of invincibility. For that, I urge the fans to do everything that Prince Volkyvorta and his hooligan mates preach, to terrorize refs, journo-whores and everyone who just likes football instead of being true Liverpool fans. N I wish I knew where Prince Volkvyvorta is since he's disappeared, he's the Greatest fanatic ever."
I'm looking4ward for, Things Sir Manic wud nver say, SteveBruce fathead, Mourinho, Wenger (I didn't see it)
Logged