The relationship/potential relationship advice thread

As is are mine.

Funny how your opinions of a person can change once you're out of a relationship and the Rosé tinted specs come off, isn't it?

Always happens mate! Hindsight is a great thing...

I'm 100% done with mine finally have removed her from all aspects of my life completely, about time!

I also don't get how a girl asked me tons of questions such as whether I have a girlfriend, whether I ever had one and why didn't I ever have one ... AND I've only just met her for the second time.

Jeez Ad: how many times does this need saying? She thought you were a Gayer.

I'm an expert in cognitive behaviour and therapy. If you want to lay this ghost to rest... next time she speaks to you ask her "Can I smell your fanny?" She will say "No". That's your cue to say "It must be your feet then; now F**k off!"... simples. 


You can thank me later. 

On an a slightly related note... I hate ex's! Mine is a F***ing moron!

To be fair: she's probably saying the same thing. 

Thought I found the perfect girl once. Beautiful and a huge reds fan. She wasn't very interesting, in fact just boring. Don't mind girls that aren't the brightest, but you have to talk about something, have interests other than football. Or was that a great thing? I'm not really sure

Thought I found the perfect girl once. Beautiful and a huge reds fan. She wasn't very interesting, in fact just boring. Don't mind girls that aren't the brightest, but you have to talk about something, have interests other than football. Or was that a great thing? I'm not really sure

Agree, nothing worse than seeing a girl who is a pure bore and you have to force conversation.

Thought I found the perfect girl once. Beautiful and a huge reds fan. She wasn't very interesting, in fact just boring. Don't mind girls that aren't the brightest, but you have to talk about something, have interests other than football. Or was that a great thing? I'm not really sure

Bill Shankly would have said she is the perfect mate for a L.F.C. supporter.

Girlfriend just sent me this. I would spoiler it, but the usual code doesn't work on this forum.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJrpA8kCYAAX0eG.jpg:large

The things I do for a sandwich.

Girlfriend just sent me this. I would spoiler it, but the usual code doesn't work on this forum.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJrpA8kCYAAX0eG.jpg:large

The things I do for a sandwich.

Would be the easiest sandwich I've ever got.

So I pulled my best friend (who's female)...

So I pulled my best friend (who's female)...

Noooooooooooooooo.
I mean.
Nice!

So I pulled my best friend (who's female)...

Not for long, best friend that is, especially when she realises you're a shallow typical male!!

It's the way they all think.

Not for long, best friend that is, especially when she realises you're a shallow typical male!!

It's the way they all think.

Not Nessa Celery, slept with my best friend (Female) a few times and she never realised I'm a typical male.

So I pulled my best friend (who's female)...

Pictures or it never happened.

So I pulled my best friend (who's female)...

Awkward Bert?

Not my best mate but a good mate I had known for a couple years, I slept with her a few times but luckily it wasn't awkward or anything.

Pictures or it never happened.

Suprised you didn't ask for video Rep. 

Suprised you didn't ask for video Rep. 

Didn't want to appear greedy 

Haha there are pictures (unfortunately) was at my end of uni night out so it wasn't exactly kept a secret either. We're cool I think, wouldn't mind round two however I must admit

I'm going to hell.

Appropriate topic I think.

If a mate asks a girl out but gets rejected, is it ok for you to ask her out? 

If a mate asks a girl out but gets rejected, is it ok for you to ask her out? 

Don't see why not. Hardly like he has a history or formed a real attachment with her. Just because he asked doesn't mean he owns her; she is an autonomous human being as well. What if she likes you? Does she not get to have the chance to be with you cos some guy she didn't like asked first? Don't be silly.

Don't see why not. Hardly like he has a history or formed a real attachment with her. Just because he asked doesn't mean he owns her; she is an autonomous human being as well. What if she likes you? Does she not get to have the chance to be with you cos some guy she didn't like asked first? Don't be silly.

Bros before hoes!!

Therein lies the dilemma^^^

Should have woke her up first mate 

Oh she was definitely awake.

Ironically she's not speaking to me at the moment because I was an asshole the other day (I kinda was to be fair though).

Ironically she's not speaking to me at the moment because I was an asshole the other day

When you phoned her from the clap clinic?