Right this is a pretty complex one so you'll have to bear with me.
I've heard from a man who knows a man who walks a dog, who knows a man who drives a taxi and lives next door to Melwood (apparently the house that Chris Waddle was buying, but that's unconfirmed at the moment), That John Digger Barnes was exercising in the Gym at Melwood when Alex Curran walked passed him in a short skirt, Digger being the red hot blooded Male he is got himself a tad excited and released some sex wee. This was noted up on washing his shorts and the spunky shorts were sent away to recover Diggers Genes and DNA.
The story doesn't end there, Whilst Christiano Ronaldo was playing at Anfield, he seen Mascherano running towards him and chickened out of the challenge and laid an egg (that's what chicken's do, lay eggs), anyway that egg was recovered by Sammy Lee who wanted nothing more than a free range hard boiled egg and soldiers, but the Evil Fat Spanish Waiter that was Rafael Benitez had better idea's.
Benitez went on a full assault to make good his evil plan for League and European Dominance and employed Dr Peter Brukner, who has steadfastly worked for two full seasons to create a hybrid Digger, Ronaldo clone, Genetically engineering it along the way to the point where the clone has aged 9 years per year and is now at 18 year old and ready to make his league debut, the aging process has been slowed down to that of average mere mortal and he will be unveiled on the 1st of July.
Make of that what you will.
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