The Worst Insult You Ever Heard Thread

Ouch....thats horrid  

And buying correctly fitting bras would be a bi*ch.

 

A PM I got asking if I was Mac-Red...... Still sends shivers

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A PM I got asking if I was Mac-Red...... Still sends shivers

  Took me until now to stop laughing. 

Your family is so poor that you hang used toilet paper out to dry.

Your family is so poor, when i was round your house, i stamped out a light cigarette and your mum said, who turned the heating off.

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Not a fan of mum jokes. All the good ones have been done.

This one had me in hysterics over how bad it was, "Your so dumb, a parked car ran you over"

Few days ago whilst in Tesco heard two kids having a barney, then one of them uttered this little gem.

I bet Dad looks at you and then wishes that Mum would swallow!

She had a fanny on her like a sows ear.

Never laughed so hard in my life when a mate told us on holidays about the woman he had the night before.

In response to http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php?topic=40290.msg1087723#msg1087723

The F***ing sh*t wobbly necked, fergie loving, expectation lowering, patronising dribbling old owl faced gobs***e tw*t.

I was walking past an opposition team having their pre-match pep talk and the captain had just said the standard
"Remember, there is no "I" in Team...." to which one of his own players replied...
"No, but there's "U" in c**t......."

needless to say he wasnt impressed at all his own team laughing, and when he turned around and realized that we overheard it also, it just made it worse....

Is it in yet?  

Is it in yet?   

HA.  A friend of mine was drunk one night and his girl was making fun of him.  He said "Well, ya know what, F***ing you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."  Took me two days to pick my chin off the floor after hearing that one.

HA.  A friend of mine was drunk one night and his girl was making fun of him.  He said "Well, ya know what, F***ing you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."  Took me two days to pick my chin off the floor after hearing that one.

Pissflaps like John Waynes saddlebags, and a c**t like a hungry hippo.

Nearly got sick laughing at that one.

"Is she your girlfriend?"

"Is she your girlfriend?"

"Is she your Mum?"

What the F**k is she doing with you?

"Oh sorry i thought you was your brother"

"You're good enough to play for Everton"

What the F**k is she doing with you?

Surely that's a compliment on your grabbing skills? (not grabbing in the traveller/gypsy sense of moderate sexual abuse but the Scouse sense of 'pulling')

Your mum has had more pricks than a second hand dart board.