The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

It looks like they've gotten themselves back into the game. I've just turned it on and it's 3-2 to Barnsley.

John Stones 'didn't mean' to hand in transfer request, says Roberto Martinez

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/9973232/john-stones-didnt-mean-to-hand-in-transfer-request-says-roberto-martinez

Darren Gibson drink-driving offense:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/01/darron-gibson-guilty-drink-driving-cyclist

Now I'm a big critic of the arbitration of the legal system in my country and the frivolous law suits that characterize it, but this is a shockingly lenient sentence for a man who nearly killed three people and fled the scene. Manc/Bitter.

Got told that Bill Kenwright has cancer, if true and the source was reliable, all the best Bill, fight on fella.

Got told that Bill Kenwright has cancer, if true and the source was reliable, all the best Bill, fight on fella.

I'll second that. And why is Exiled seen as a guest?

Anyway, imagine this was your slip right now:

https://twitter.com/MrPrice1979/status/648584955254194177

Everton showing their top four credentials, eh Martinez?

me and my big mouth

Got told that Bill Kenwright has cancer, if true and the source was reliable, all the best Bill, fight on fella.

I'll second that too, although the fact the Bitters are losing is still a laugihng matter !!

I'll second that too, although the fact the Bitters are losing is still a laugihng matter !!

Now I'm no mathematician but I'm sure you just thirded it

F***ing Kone.

I'll second that. And why is Exiled seen as a guest?

Anyway, imagine this was your slip right now:

https://twitter.com/MrPrice1979/status/648584955254194177

15 mins left, he may win his money yet.

Looks like 45k will be heading that person's way. Always good when the bookies get fleeced.

15 mins left, he may win his money yet.

Looks like Purple Aki will be getting his dropsy after equalising there.

Looks like 45k will be heading that person's way. Always good when the bookies get fleeced.

That's incredible, I've pulled off some decent horse bets but that bet right there is insane, well done to whoever got that. Hope he didn't cash out!

Hell of a comeback.

And why is Exiled seen as a guest?

Because he's deleted his account hun..

Said earlier that i am worried about sunday and that has not helped if Lukaku is on form again its going to be difficult for our defense.

Said earlier that i am worried about sunday and that has not helped if Lukaku is on form again its going to be difficult for our defense.

I feel the most we can hope for is a draw Walton 

If we can't get goals against that defence then we deserve to be relegated.

I watched their game today (yes, I was that bored) and honestly, they were dire. I couldn't believe how average and overrated Ross Barkley is. Their only threat came from Deulofeu who made a few decent crosses. We are more than able to beat these lot even with our current form.

Now I'm no mathematician but I'm sure you just thirded it

F***ing Kone.

I'll second THAT then !!!

We are more than able to beat these lot even with our current form.

Our current form? I bloody hope we don't take our current form into the game. They upped their game against Chelsea and will do the same against us, they can't be taken lightly because they've played a lot better than us this season despite their game against WBA.

Coleman and Stones will more than likely be back for the weekend which will make them stronger at the back.

Said earlier that i am worried about sunday and that has not helped if Lukaku is on form again its going to be difficult for our defense.

As am I.

Brendan hasn't won there if I'm correct.

As am I.

Brendan hasn't won there if I'm correct.

Correct mate. We have only beat them once under Brendan 4-0 at Anfield the other 5 have been draws, so at least we have never lost to them under Brendan.