I've been using Nivea for years ppl....
....As a lubricant, it's f***in great, I used to use oil of ugly but that got way too expensive, what you do is this....
Squirt a generous amount of Nivea into the palm of your hand, rub it in a little then lie on your arm for between 8-10 mins until your arm goes numb,
Then you can bash away it's f***in great but the best thing is, it feels like someone else is doing it ....
I wrote to Nivea to make an ad about my experiences , but they wrote back and said they have too many Wankers already
I wonder if Nivea will be sending our Linda a few freebies, imagine her using it around her Brazilian , it's enough to make you "cream" your pants, isn't John W ?
YNWA
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