Whats The Worst Present You Have Received..?

Its my 40th Birthday in a few weeks and I seem to get weird presents from some relatives...

My Grandmother once game me a Goldfish in a Plastic Bag (not sure how it was still alive) I had to go buy him a fishtank, His name was Trevor, she named him
I also got a 5kg bag of Licorice Bullets, (have never eaten Licorice since)
5 pairs of 2nd hand socks (my Grandmother again...)
a Birthday card with $5 ( and some cheap Pizza Vouchers...)
a tin of Tennis Balls for my 30th birthday (have never played Tennis)

the list goes on....

So Fess up......  what have you gotten, that you wish you didnt...?

Once i got a mug with a hole in the bottom of it apparently it was a joke mug! that was terrible

A knitted ET jumper from my aunt when i was a kid. It was hideous!!

Once I got a pencil, and only one as well. The worst thing was that it was wrapped in newspaper as well.

A disposable razor! Wrapped in a napkin!  Such good friends hehe!

My girlfriend got me a handheld car waxing thing for Christmas - bearing in mind I wash my car about twice a year through the automatic garage car park. 

It was (obviously) never used.  I usually remind her about it once a week.

I confess I may be guilty of purchasing a poor present.  It may have been the same year I bought my gf a recipe book for Cheesecakes.  Best thing is she has actually made a couple of them - result!

I have to say, I have got some bad presents over the years, but the worsted i gave.

It was about 3 weeks before Christmas,( a lot of years ago ) and me and my X wife where splitting up.
I went down Christmas day with presents for my lads, they were made up.
Said to the X wife, here i have got you a present as well, a smile came on her face.

I got her a cheap shopping Tolley, and said this will help you, because I'm not here to carry the shopping bags.

She was not a happy bunny.

I have to say, I have got some bad presents over the years, but the worsted I gave.

It was about 3 weeks before Christmas,( a lot of years ago ) and me and my X wife where splitting up.
I went down Christmas day with presents for my lads, they were made up.
Said to the X wife, here I have got you a present as well, a smile came on her face.

I got her a cheap shopping Tolley, and said this will help you, because I'm not here to carry the shopping bags.

She was not a happy bunny.

Haha! thats class mate.
Worst presents I ever recieved include organic socks (didnt even know you could get them) needless to say they finished off in the bin. When I passed my driving test I recieved a driving manual as a xmas present!
Bad presents I've given out include, a toothbrush, a box of hankies and a playstation 2 that was broken an I wanted to get rid of (got £50 for it to!)

Hm. I've never had anything truly awful that I can think of right now.. A few times I've got things I really wasn't fussed on, I've either given it to someone who would want it, or to a charity shop.

My mum right, I must have about 10-15 cousins, and she bought presents for all of them for their birthdays and Christmas up until they were 18, and one year she got my one cousin Kirsty a pack of pencils that she got her name printed onto (she was only about 10ish at the time so it's quite a good present for then!) .. while me and my sisters got these mugs that were blank and you could colour in this paper and put it in the mug which cost £1 from Hyper Value..
My mum was not amused, she stopped giving them all presents there and then, now she gives to my 2nd cousins who are like 13 and under, because we used to get 'good' presents off those 2nd cousins grandparents (our aunties and uncles) --- If that makes any sense! :\

That I know of, I've never given anything awful, unless it was a joke and then a proper present was given!