UEFA Champions League 2019-20

Vintage Suarez goal that.

Half time message from Barcelona Manager (apologies to SNL and Peyton Manning):

"I'm pretty sure if we go out that door, it leads to where our coach is waiting and we can be gone before anyone notices."

He's getting sacked in the morning

How sh*t is Boateng!

How sh*t is Boateng!

Stop being negative, great match. 

He's getting sacked in the morning

Why? Is the Chairman at the stadium to do it tonight?

Why? Is the Chairman at the stadium to do it tonight?

  Well their heartless enough to do it tonite 

Wouldn't swap one player in that Barca 11 for one out of ours. Messi and Suarez must be 33/34 now so there's no chance I'd trade either of them for a 28 year old Mane or Salah

Not one player. From Barcelona. How mad does that sound!

True that. But I wish I could say the same about the other team as well. I'd at least take 3 players from Bayern that would slot right into our first XI.

How does Phil get a run out if he's only on loan?

7-2 😳

It's OK for Coutinho to celebrate that goal because it's every South American player's dream to fake an injury to secure a record transfer to Barca, fail miserably there, then highlight an otherwise forgettable loan spell by scoring against Barca.

How does Phil get a run out if he's only on loan?

UEFA don't use that rule. I remember Courtois playing v Chelsea when he was at Atletico a few years back.

8-2

Phil making a point..😂

8-2 haha

Cou with an assist and 2 goals

Coutinho scored 2 hahahah

F***ing hell, Barca are finished aren't they.

Financial problems with a team like this.

Great to see a club with so much arrogance humiliated like this, absolutely embarrassing for them

Absolutely fantastic nite for football. If you didn't enjoy that (( unless your name McManaman )) then you'll never enjoy a match in your life unless your on the end of a 8-2 thrashing 

F***ing hell, Barca are finished aren't they.

Financial problems with a team like this.

Don't forget manager, he's finished too 

Won’t be surprised if Pochettino is getting a phone call tonight, am sure that manager will have been given the boot by morning

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha

I didn’t watch the game but I bet the look on Messi’s face was priceless.

Barcelona paid us £142mill for Coutinho, with that money we signed Van Dijk and Alisson and put Barca out en-route to winning the CL. Barca then loaned him to Bayern where he’s been average all season but decides to turn up for 10 minutes vs his parent team and get 2 goals and an assist.

I’m really struggling to think of a team doing a transfer as bad as Barcelona. They’re finished as a powerhouse in football, they have no money, they have largely an average team and are mentally ruined since we beat them last year, they’ve not been the same since.

Gutted we won’t be winning the competition this time around but regardless who wins it now, I think this has helped me get over it. Brilliant. F**k off Barca

If They’re still shellshocked from last years semi this must be a full on breakdown.

I don’t think they are finished on the domestic front simply because they only have 1 team competing with them. But they are done on the Euro stage for many years

£750M they've spent on players since 2017

And out of the players bought with that £750M, only two started tonight 😅