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      Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #69: Jun 11, 2009 07:35:24 pm
      Yer ma's so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone.

      Heard, that somewhere. :)
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #70: Jun 11, 2009 07:36:31 pm
      Yer ma's so ugly she makes Frankenstein look like Frankenfine
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #71: Jun 11, 2009 07:38:55 pm
      Yer ma's so ugly she was refused plastic surgery.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #72: Jun 11, 2009 07:39:27 pm
      Yer Ma's so Fat, when she wears High Heels she treads oil.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #73: Jun 11, 2009 07:40:27 pm
      Yer ma's so fat,when she cuts herself,she bleeds gravy.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #74: Jun 11, 2009 07:41:39 pm
      Yer ma's so bald she gets her wigs from Harry Christner
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #75: Jun 11, 2009 08:10:56 pm
      Yer ma's minge is so bushy it looks like she's got Fellaini in her knickers. Lad.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #76: Jun 11, 2009 08:18:21 pm
      Yer ma's so ugly not even Gow went near her ;)
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #77: Jun 11, 2009 08:47:50 pm
      Yer ma's got a fish bowl for a blag eye.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #78: Jun 11, 2009 08:50:38 pm
      Yer ma works at the STD clinic and brings her work home
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #79: Jun 11, 2009 09:00:35 pm
      Yer ma smokes rollies on the bog.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #80: Jun 11, 2009 09:28:29 pm
      Yer Ma's that ugly, her Mum had to be bevvied to breast feed her.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #81: Jun 11, 2009 09:31:27 pm
      Yer ma stinks so bad you have to smear dog sh*t under your nose to sit next to her.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #82: Jun 11, 2009 09:37:29 pm
      Yer Ma's that fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #83: Jun 11, 2009 11:08:04 pm
      Yer mam is so fat she comes from both sides of the family.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #84: Jun 12, 2009 12:40:26 am
      Yer ma's tits are so saggy she's got muck on her nipples.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #85: Jun 12, 2009 12:50:30 am
      Yer mam's so thick she thought duck-apple was a new breed of bird
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #86: Jun 19, 2009 03:08:05 pm
      yer ma's that fat that when she went to blackpool the coastguard had to drag her off the beach cos the tide was waiting to come in
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #87: Jun 19, 2009 06:38:03 pm
      Yer Ma's buck teeth are so bad that she could eat a Pork chop through a Tennis racquet!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #88: Aug 31, 2009 12:32:32 am
      BUMP!!!

      Ye mam's so skinny she's 2 dimensional
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #89: Aug 31, 2009 12:37:10 am
      Yer ma's so thick she got hit by a parked car.

      Yer ma's so greasy Texaco buy oil from her.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #90: Aug 31, 2009 12:40:21 am
      Yer ma's so fat that she's taller lying down.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #91: Aug 31, 2009 12:42:24 am
      Ye mam's so skinny she wears a bracelet as a belt.
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