LFC song maybe?

When  meand my mates went to stamford bog recently
we wound the chavs up in one of the alehouses
by singing the following tune!

This young la was no fool
Followed the reds of livverpool
with a knick knack paddy wack
chelskis got no class
stick mourinho up your arse.

sung to the tune of this old man
can b e adapted to sing to the mancs blue noses etc

I made this one up for the arsenal game

1-0 up 2-1 down poor old Wenger wears a frown
with a first class spanish pass gave eto the ball
poor old arsenal won F**k all.

When  meand my mates went to stamford bog recently
we wound the chavs up in one of the alehouses
by singing the following tune!

This young la was no fool
Followed the reds of livverpool
with a knick knack paddy wack
chelskis got no class
stick mourinho up your arse.

sung to the tune of this old man
can b e adapted to sing to the mancs blue noses etc

quite good that

I made this one up for the arsenal game

1-0 up 2-1 down poor old Wenger wears a frown
with a first class spanish pass gave eto the ball
poor old arsenal won f**k all.

Like that one.

Also like.... (to the tune of 'Blue Moon')

Roeder......!!!
You've never won F**k all.
You'll never win F**k all.
Owen'll never kick a ball.