The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Apparently complaining to ref at half time.

Looks to have a point. However, like I said MOD will confirm who's right.

United fan crying on Radio 5 Live because they didn't get those 2 supposed stonewall penalties even though neither were obvious penalties .

Typical Mourinho doesn't want to face the music so he sends his assistant out to do the post-match interview.

8 points behind already! 1 win in 7 and Ibra showing he struggles when he isn't playing in a weak league against part timers.

Brilliant. All that crap they were spouting in the summer makes it even sweeter and Ibra tarnishing the end of his career and showing he can't cut it in the premier league.

Just come back from match.  You'll all be pleased I came away very frustrated.    Battenburg had the game of his life or his worst. Fast frame he looked to get plenty of decisions wrong. Match of the day will reveal all.  Zlatan apart from his odd brilliance looked very poor. His final touch was awful.

Don't know why  Jose got sent to the stands?  Was it complaining about ref??

Match of the day will reveal what we all know - they are part of the manc loving media.
Your c**t of a manager was in the stands because he is F***ing obnoxious.

Match of the day will reveal what we all know - they are part of the manc loving media.
Your c**t of a manager was in the stands because he is f**king obnoxious.

Yeah he can be at times. 

Don't think that's the case. He's realised just how fast the pace is in the premier league and looks to me as if he's wants the ball putting on a sixpence for him every time, does very little running for the ball. Pity as he got off to a great start. Still!, music to Liverpool's ears no doubt.

They are saying the manc site he has cost them points and looks out of place.

They are saying the manc site he has cost them points and looks out of place.

Not been on the site today but being fair they do have valid points. He's certainly not earning his crust. A bit like that pace less Fellaini who I hope goes in next transfer window.

What were they like 5 points ahead of Liverpool after the first three games? 13 point swing to Liverpool and we now lead the most expensively assembled team in history by 8 points. Seems a fair reflection - if anything it's kind on Man Utd.

What were they like 5 points ahead of Liverpool after the first three games? 13 point swing to Liverpool and we now lead the most expensively assembled team in history by 8 points. Seems a fair reflection - if anything it's kind on Man Utd.

I can't argue with the stats. It's not looking healthy but stand by my team.

People with the power are making exactly the wrong decisions regarding issues with the manager and the team make up. Long may it continue.

Getting desperate on Red Cafe now.

Thread title named 'Let's try Fellaini as a striker'.

Mental.

Getting desperate on Red Cafe now.

Thread title named 'Let's try Fellaini as a striker'.

Mental.

 Fellaini as a striker  the only thing he could strike is his elbow into a opponents face. 

Stories in the press tomorrow about Mourinho 'losing the plot' and him facing yet more disciplinary action for his carry on today.

It feels weird, Liverpool are flying, which is great, every week they never disappoint. Its a feeling I haven't had in a long time, I am actually optimistic with every match Liverpool play in.

It feels weird, Man Utd are failing miserably, every week, for one reason or another, they are falling short, however they are falling spectacularly, they are spending big money, they are playing more boring football than ever (considering they fired there last manager because he played negative football!) and the fans are finally in that "its a blip, yeah?" zone that we were once in and then finally it sinks in, we are screwed!

It feels weird, and I cannot stop smiling!

We've got Klopp and they've got a has been fruit case.

Have some of that, Manc bas**rds

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Your c**t of a manager was in the stands because he is f**king obnoxious.

              stuey you are far too kind I didn't think the tw*t he was that nice.

Getting desperate on Red Cafe now.
Thread title named 'Let's try Fellaini as a striker'.
Mental.

Fellaini as a striker  the only thing he could strike is his elbow into a opponents face. 

What a perfect match, the twin striker for MU (with "Zaltan").   

Getting desperate on Red Cafe now.

Thread title named 'Let's try Fellaini as a striker'.

Mental.

On a fair note, MU should have beaten Burnley easily, with due respect to Burnley a sieve would have performed better. But MU have to realise that they won't get a Burnley every week that offers hardly any resistance or threat. Games will come thick and fast after X'mas and I'm sure lesser opponents will raise a gear or two in their games to beat the drop.   

Can't believe some are dismissing Sean Dyche masterclass at defending .......

Yet the moaning biatch Jose gets credit for defending against us...

https://twitter.com/DExpress_Sport/status/792631122752598016

Was going to put this on a Manc forum and then chat with them all about it but then I thought that would be really weird so I posted it here instead.