The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

There'll be chuckles galore when De Gea fucks off, they would be mid-table for sure only for his game-saving performances.

Think you can already start chuckling stuey as the signs aren't good. 

Unless they win the Europa cup,no champions league football...

Unless they win the Europa cup,no champions league football...

Same applies to Liverpool in a way Shabs. You win your last game and you've got CL football, lose it and you might be playing Europa Cup. 90 mins for both clubs at a critical stage.

Well it couldn't be Liverpool could it. 

Never said it was

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Souness ripped into them tonight. Was saying that if they want to be competing on all fronts and going far in competitions then they need to man up and stop crying about having to play so many games and stop pussy footing around about the players needing a rest and feeling tired.

Then went on to say how they got taken to the cleaners for Pogba.
Matey who was presenting the show tried defending them by saying Jose only signed 3 players to which Redknapp swiftly reminded him they still spent £150mill and also had a laugh at Pogba.

Souness ripped into them tonight. Was saying that if they want to be competing on all fronts and going far in competitions then they need to man up and stop crying about having to play so many games and stop pussy footing around about the players needing a rest and feeling tired.

Then went on to say how they got taken to the cleaners for Pogba.
Matey who was presenting the show tried defending them by saying Jose only signed 3 players to which Redknapp swiftly reminded him they still spent £150mill and also had a laugh at Pogba.

you gotta laugh.

The Scum have drawn 15 league games this season - their most ever in a Premier League season and most in a league campaign since 1991-92 .

Even if they win their remaining game, this will be their lowest tally of wins in a any Premier League season .
They last had fewer in 1990-91 which was 16 wins .

The Scum have drawn 15 league games this season - their most ever in a Premier League season and most in a league campaign since 1991-92 .

Even if they win their remaining game, this will be their lowest tally of wins in a any Premier League season .
They last had fewer in 1990-91 which was 16 wins .

All that with a £300'000 odd a week striker  ,the worlds costlest mid  and an array of attacking youngster who last season were being raved over good old Jose the master of the negative game .

Souness ripped into them tonight. Was saying that if they want to be competing on all fronts and going far in competitions then they need to man up and stop crying about having to play so many games and stop pussy footing around about the players needing a rest and feeling tired.

Then went on to say how they got taken to the cleaners for Pogba.
Matey who was presenting the show tried defending them by saying Jose only signed 3 players to which Redknapp swiftly reminded him they still spent £150mill and also had a laugh at Pogba.

I know a lot of you don't like Souness (( understandably)) due to his dealing with a sh*te paper few years back. However, as a TV pundit I've always liked him. He's not as forward as Keane who just likes to sh*t stir but  does come across with balanced views.

I agreed with most of his comments but then I nearly always do which probably explains why I like him, I must be biased.  The facts are though we're playing too many games and the injuries have soared because of it. Not complaining though like I've said before, we want to go deep in all competitions. Mourinho proved that by his team selections during the FA Cup & Micky Mouse Cup.

Are you happy Keith that YOUR manager has come out and said in the national press he wants Sam Allardyce and his Crystal Palace team to "go easy" on them on Sunday? If that was Klopp I'd be angry and a hell of bit embarrassed!!! Mourinhio is a desperate man and IMO has completely lost the plot. And you know what? I'm loving it you all deserve him 😉

Are you happy Keith that YOUR manager has come out and said in the national press he wants Sam Allardyce and his Crystal Palace team to "go easy" on them on Sunday? If that was Klopp I'd be angry and a hell of bit embarrassed!!! Mourinhio is a desperate man and IMO has completely lost the plot. And you know what? I'm loving it you all deserve him 😉

No ive not read it but as Sam is good friends with Fergie perhaps they will go easy with us.  If Mourhino any sense the reserves will be playing...

Like him is a understatement  How can you say he doesn't have the magic when it's only his first season in charge? That just doesn't make sense taking into account what he's already done this year. If he wins the Europa Cup how many managers could boast his achievements in 12 months? Are there any??

I'm with you on Rodgers. For any manager to turn round and say Celtic would be in the top 4/6 of the premiership must be deluded. 

Yes he's won one cup but he had it quite easy, a final against Southampton compared to last year when we had Citeh in the final?
 Oh how I wish we hadn't imploded in January, would have loved to have faced your mob in that final.
If you win the Europa cup then it will be an achievement of course but again your opposition to get there and in the final has been much much weaker than Liverpool faced last year. Honestly this isn't just sour grapes from me its a fact.

Anyway in summary Come On Ajax!!! :-)

No ive not read it but as Sam is good friends with Fergie perhaps they will go easy with us.  If Mourhino any sense the reserves will be playing...

O how far you have fallen 😀 Even smiling at the thought? Seems like you manure fans are getting down to his level? Long may it continue 🤣🤣

Yes he's won one cup but he had it quite easy, a final against Southampton compared to last year when we had Citeh in the final?
 Oh how I wish we hadn't imploded in January, would have loved to have faced your mob in that final.
If you win the Europa cup then it will be an achievement of course but again your opposition to get there and in the final has been much much weaker than Liverpool faced last year. Honestly this isn't just sour grapes from me its a fact.

Anyway in summary Come On Ajax!!! :-)

You said the sour grapes not me  In competitions you can only beat whats infront of you.

Are you happy Keith that YOUR manager has come out and said in the national press he wants Sam Allardyce and his Crystal Palace team to "go easy" on them on Sunday? If that was Klopp I'd be angry and a hell of bit embarrassed!!! Mourinhio is a desperate man and IMO has completely lost the plot. And you know what? I'm loving it you all deserve him 😉

Just read it and its more a tongue in cheek statement than anything. I also read it will be a weaken side for obvious reasons.

You said the sour grapes not me  In competitions you can only beat whats infront of you.

Yeah but I'm not sure Celta Vigo and Anderlecht quite compare to Borussia Dortmund and even the mighty Man Utd ;-)

And much as I fancy Ajax to beat you guys in the final, it's still not quite the same as facing 2-time former winners Sevilla.

Just read it and its more a tongue in cheek statement than anything. I also read it will be a weaken side for obvious reasons.

Obviously he'll field a weak side Keith because that's all he's got to choose from.

I know a lot of you don't like Souness (( understandably)) due to his dealing with a sh*te paper few years back. However, as a TV pundit I've always liked him. He's not as forward as Keane who just likes to sh*t stir but  does come across with balanced views.

I agreed with most of his comments but then I nearly always do which probably explains why I like him, I must be biased.  The facts are though we're playing too many games and the injuries have soared because of it. Not complaining though like I've said before, we want to go deep in all competitions. Mourinho proved that by his team selections during the FA Cup & Micky Mouse Cup.

Its not that Keith .

It was his management and the fact of years of unbroken European games came to an end with him.

In fact we were consecutively longer in Europe than the Arse have been.


I don't think Moaning Minnie Mourinho has won any friends over the last few months with his hang dog expressions and complaints about the amount of games.

We did all of that from the sixties onwards .
We never moaned we were just proud to be fighting in those competitions be it the FA Cup , League Cup , Inter Cities Fairs Cup  (?  Thats got ya) the League title or the European Cup.

I also like to continually remind Scum supporters that we won our earlier European Cups in the head to head , knock out, winner takes all rounds .....  not via pansy Leagues where a draw will be OK on the night and still get through.

The C.L. Groups were introduced in 1992.
Two of the Scum's three cups have been Group games .

Only one of ours in 2005 has been a Group tournament. The four previous were straight knock out tournaments.

No room for error.

Its not that Keith .

It was his management and the fact of years of unbroken European games came to an end with him.

In fact we were consecutively longer in Europe than the Arse have been.


I dont think Moaning Minnie Mourinho has won any friends over the last few months with his hang dog expressions and complaints about the amount of games.

We did all of that from the sixties onwards . We never moaned we were just proud to be fighting in those competitions be it the FA Cup League Cup , Inter Cities Fairs Cup  (?  Thats got ya) or the European Cup.

I also like to continually remind Scum supporters that we won our earlier European Cups in the head to head , knock out, winner takes all rounds not via Leagues where a draw will be OK on the night and still get through.

The Groups were introduced in 1992. Two of the Scums have been Group games . Only one of ours in 2005 has been a Group tournament. Four were straight knock out tournaments. No room for error.

Good post Miro i was going to give it +1 if you'd of said United and not scum. 

Good post Miro i was going to give it +1 if you'd of said United and not scum. 

I'll take that as a 2 then Keith .     

Good post Miro i was going to give it +1 if you'd of said United and not scum. 

Don't worry Keith. I gave a + on your behalf. You owe me a pint!

Cracking comment mind.