The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Where are you lot and United in the table Baz. 

I agree you’re still very strong! I mean you have to be coz you’re still holding us up. 

What’s actually a little surprising is that despite us being so woeful and losing every week we are only 8 points off 3rd.
If this season is a freak regarding Arsenal then city are just light years from anyone.

Been quite on here for a while now. Walt where are you. 

Been quite on here for a while now. Walt where are you. 

Quietly content today as that result helps Everton on their way to the championship.

Quietly content today as that result helps Everton on their way to the championship.

Don’t think they will go down Pete. Manager will get them out of it for me.

Don’t think they will go down Pete. Manager will get them out of it for me.

Depends who Leicester get in.

There's enough teams in the mix for this to finally be the year;)

Depends who Leicester get in.

There's enough teams in the mix for this to finally be the year;)

Looks like Leicester are going for Rafa after Marsch and Potter turned them down

Looks like Leicester are going for Rafa after Marsch and Potter turned them down

Seen the Rafa link. It got Lineker a bit excited on twitter.

Seen the Rafa link. It got Lineker a bit excited on twitter.

Latest to be linked is Denis Smith

Latest to be linked is Denis Smith

The usual press throwing names out to fill column inches.

The usual press throwing names out to fill column inches.

Fergie will be linked next. 

Fergie will be linked next. 

Iv'e already referenced the Night of the living dead in a thread do I have to use it again ref Fergie.

Iv'e already referenced the Night of the living dead in a thread do I have to use it again ref Fergie.

You’ve be quite laa what’s up.  I’ve sent Klopp a message, told him to prioritise 3/4 midfielders in summer window and ignore everything else till these sorted. Also told him if you have enough money replace your old mate Gomez as he’s a liability and surely now even you give up with the lad as I know you rated him highly once. 

Sell/give away 7/8 players to reduce wage bill to confirm Bellingham arrival. TAA will improve again when he has the new midfielders WITH PACE! to cover when he goes forward. You’ll then see the best of Trent again. 

Don’t say I didn’t tell you. 

Glazers have said Fans will just have to wait and see if they sell the club sounds a bit familiar what is going on here why wouldnt the Glazers or FSG take the money now is it because Assets rather than Cash are the new wealth not a bank balance.
 

Glazers have said Fans will just have to wait and see if they sell the club sounds a bit familiar what is going on here why wouldnt the Glazers or FSG take the money now is it because Assets rather than Cash are the new wealth not a bank balance.
 

It’s what the fooking yanks do isn’t it. Not made of the same cloth like us North West lot!! 

See Keane is being an arsehole again say ing this team has never been classed as a great team.
How many title would UTD have won if City had been financed and managed as they are now. only twice have they had 90 plus 91 and 92  so its probable that you would have had ZERO EPL titles if you had to challenge City as we have done and pushed them to the last game so I am declaring UTD as an avg title winning team.

See Keane is being an arsehole again say ing this team has never been classed as a great team.
How many title would UTD have won if City had been financed and managed as they are now. only twice have they had 90 plus 91 and 92  so its probable that you would have had ZERO EPL titles if you had to challenge City as we have done and pushed them to the last game so I am declaring UTD as an avg title winning team.

 

what is so funny these are actual facts you wouldnt have won a league title against this City team you need 100 points to beat them.

what is so funny these are actual facts you wouldnt have won a league title against this City team you need 100 points to beat them.

You calling us average tittle team when we’ve won more than you.   

You calling us average tittle team when we’ve won more than you.   

Statistically Liverpool are the most successful club, or did you ignore being overhauled during Klopp's tenure.

You calling us average tittle team when we’ve won more than you.   

ok let me make it simple for as you havent understood the post.
IF PEP had been in charge and City had the finance  you would not have won a single title because you need 100 points to win a league and  your best is 92 so when Me knobhead Keane says this isnt a great Liverpool side it has performed on 3 occasions better than any previous UTD team in the EPL. So your titles are not worthy of comparison to what we have done in the past 5 years.

Statistically Liverpool are the most successful club, or did you ignore being overhauled during Klopp's tenure.

Obviously ignore that but ETH hopefully correct that. 

ok let me make it simple for as you havent understood the post.
IF PEP had been in charge and City had the finance  you would not have won a single title because you need 100 points to win a league and  your best is 92 so when Me knobhead Keane says this isnt a great Liverpool side it has performed on 3 occasions better than any previous UTD team in the EPL. So your titles are not worthy of comparison to what we have done in the past 5 years.

Oh I knew what you meant but times change. The new norm is now needing 90 points. Doesn’t take anything away from past achievements.

Hell I could say the same thing about you lot! If City had the resources before you lot were successful you’d also have fook all 

Oh I knew what you meant but times change. The new norm is now needing 90 points. Doesn’t take anything away from past achievements.

Hell I could say the same thing about you lot! If City had the resources before you lot were successful you’d also have fook all 

True. If city were like they are now back in the 70s and 80s we would have won little.

I think this current era under Klopp has been great to an extent but the truly great teams win title after title.

If city didn’t exist the last 6 years we would have won maybe 3 titles but united would have won one with OGS at the wheel!

Sadly we will never know of course because city are here now and that’s that.