Corrupt A Wish

Granted but its a Red Indian rain dance and your hair and your new prom gown gets ruined.

I wish I was a millionaire

Granted, but its the mancs performing the dance.

I wish I had no school tomorrow, too much homework and I'm giving up 

As long as my date is a Liverpool supporter I don't see that as a problem ! ( that is if anyone actually asks me ! )

Granted but you'll be a nude millionaire

I wish I could see that !

Granted but your eyes are tarnished by my infantile penis

I wish I was on a beach with a sambuca

Granted but the tide comes in before you realize....

I wish dinner was already ready!

Granted but it's not what you expect, a bowl of mush.

I wish something good was on TV

Granted but the something good is a very expensive lamp that falls off and breaks into a thousand pieces.

I wish Rafa would sign a player

Granted but he signs but he signs Arsen Wenger

I wish I had put more milk into my Wheetabix.

granted but it gnats milk

I wish the summer would hurry up !

Granted but it only lasts for a week followed by continuous rain for 6 months!

I wish some kind person would book me a holiday to the Caribbean

Granted but they still charge you for it.

I wish there was some food in the house.

Granted , but it's food you don't like

I wish that I knew how to break dance

Granted but you break a leg break dancing

I wish my Puppy would stop whinging every time I leave the room

Granted , Instead it will pee in your room when you leave because it too scared of being alone !

I wish my internet was faster

Granted , Instead it will pee in your room when you leave because it too scared of being alone !

I wish my internet was faster

Granted but your modem fries and leaves you with no internet at all

I wish we win the 19th this year

Granted , we lose to Arsenal once during the course of the season

I wish Perez would cough up the cash for Xabi

Granted buy he coughs up 10 million take it or leave it

I wish David Silva was here already

Granted but he's in your house to visit you and not to move to Liverpool !

I wish I was a WAG and my husband was a sexy , skilled Spanish footballer  !

Granted - but he goes and signs for manUre so divorce is the only answer
I wish LFC as much luck as they need this season

Granted but then you jinx it and we fail.

I wish I wasn't such a lazy slob

Granted but your an obese lazy slob instead

I wish I could work women out

Granted but you work out that they all think that you're ugly and boring

I wish I was the king of the world

Granted but you are hated hence the entire world hates you

I wish my wish could not be corrupted