100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Considering how slow it is I will be dead.

Ian Ayre will sign a player

Everton will win the Premiership  have I gone too far 

Did anyone guess that I would fart and follow through ?

Yes its just happened, about ten minutes ago. :S

Ronaldo will make love to himself on the pitch after scoring against Barca.

We'll beat Spurs and other teams and sign our number one target!

Roy Hodgson will eventually be fired and we will get a manager of the calibre required to get us playing football again. . . Oh yeah and winning more than 50 percent of our matches. . . A bit like Rafa did up until last season

58%.
Woo, my boring prediction came through.

I'll be married and have another kid... and hopefully winning the fight to keep them in the proper red jersey.

Oh Christ!
This came true as well.

Oh Christ!
This came true as well.

Make sure you do the lottery some time this week mate.

We'll win the league

Amazing reading some of the posts in this thread!

Oscar Pistorious will get athletes foot. 

Oscar Pistorious will get athletes foot. 

Classic. 

If I'd said I'd still be posting on this forum in five years time., I probably wouldn't have believed after my 2nd post was a witty comeback at Ayrton., made Gow laugh though.