Fines

If I got charged £80 for every time & every girl I'd Analed, I'd be well bummed out.

Where d'you drink Daryl?

Did it hurt? 

 

Where d'you drink Daryl?

Newcastle birds are easy mate

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Just ask Cashley Cole, how else would he have got Cheryl

I'm moving.

Where d'you drink Daryl?

A pub called The Busted Star, perchance? 

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Just ask Cashley Cole, how else would he have got Cheryl

Marriage of convenience that 1  Ashley Cole "I'm marrying Cheryl, I can't be gay even though I was hanging out of O'Shea's arse just last week" Cheryl "I'm not racist look I married a mega rich black bloke", both parties happy.

Only 110.10 but I'm only 16. Plently of time to catch up

Worse than me JD by £10.50, if thats a measuring stick for you

In that case, I'm disgusted in myself.

In that case, I'm disgusted in myself.

And so you should be when I look at the shenanigans I've done     

£480.10 for me.

I know a girl who got a £650-odd fine.

And I haven't even shagged her (although to be honest I did have my chance and rejected it).

I know a girl who got a £650-odd fine.

And I haven't even shagged her (although to be honest I did have my chance and rejected it).

Did Rooney shag it and was she a pensioner ?

Haha. No mate. I was actually quite friendly with her and kopped for her one night drunk. But I got the impression she wanted a relationship at the end of the day and I didn't want that with her as I saw her more as a friend and not a girlfriend, so I didn't pursue it.

My fingers didn't half stink the next day though

My fingers didn't half stink the next day though

Pokey bum w*nk then when she fooked off.

Pokey bum w*nk then when she fooked off.

There really are no depths to which you can't stoop is there? You filthy pervert There's only me who's worse than you!

Pokey bum w*nk then when she fooked off.

Oh god thats disturbing

Oh god thats disturbing

Yeah for her, bet she was sleeping

Couldn't figure out why this was in the Tech board, so it's getting moved to The Arkles.

My fingers didn't half stink the next day though

Pokey bum w*nk then when she fooked off.

Oh F**k, oh F**k, oh holy F**k.....  .......i very nearly pished myself laughing there!

Funniest post ever!

There really are no depths to which you can't stoop is there?

I'm lower to the floor than my Grannies Nipples mate.

Couldn't figure out why this was in the Tech board, so it's getting moved to The Arkles.

That's an extra 0.25p on to your fine.

You're all a bunch of dirty tw*ts.

You're all a bunch of dirty tw*ts.

Ross found out he's owed money.