The Liverpool FC Player Elimination Game - Reasons Needed

Cavalieri - 0 (-1) GONE
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 3
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18 (+1) Player of the season
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 2 (-) wants to leave - simple
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 10 (+) quality freebie.
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7 (+1) Had a good first season at the club
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 2
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 (-1) Picked up to many vital bookings this season
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Great, Some People are intrested in playing games in these worrying Times.

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11 (+) solid at the back - Rock
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 1 (-) wants to join Chelsea - says itall
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 0 (-) Bye Benny, probably in real life too.
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (+) Giving him a rating back for the utter bollocks given for his most recent negative rating.
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Kyrgiakos - 9 (+1) Suprised alot of people with his great performances
Maxi - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 0 (-1) Not good enough for the Liverpool team
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 12
Kyrgiakos - 10 (+) A Greek god of brilliance at defending
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 2 (-) Not good enough, has a body of glass
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13 (+1) For the goals you scored when not injured without you we'd have been fu**ed
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 (-1) Instrumental in the negativity of our play last season
Carragher - 8
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 3 (-1) Should decide to go up more
Carragher - 9 (+1) Maybe in the England first team now?
Reina - 18
Spearing - 3
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4
 
 

 

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 3
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19 (+1) Best in the game.
Spearing - 3
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3 (-1)  Done nothing yet & fail to say why he's on the list.

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 3
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Spearing - 2 (-1) Not getting any younger and has still yet to shine
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7 (+1) Because I rate him
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 11
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8 (+1) was a beast for the majority of the season
Lucas - 2 (-1) to get on Crouchies under developed adolescent tits
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Spearing - 2
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 12 (+) Best Defender in the world for his age
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - 2
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Spearing - 1 (-) Most over-rated Youngster we have had in our entire history
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8(+) Great future ahead
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - 2
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - 1 (-1) Your next Lucas
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9 (+1) Looks like he has a good future ahead of him
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - dead (-1) 'cause he is a Puddin'.   
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10 (+1) a proper footballer.
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - 2 (+) Why not?
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4 (-) need to get your head down lad and show that promise.
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Lucas - 2 (+) Why not?

'Cause he's already F***ing history. 

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Lucas - 3 (+1) Muhahahahahahaha
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 1 (-1) Nothing against him but he's injured way too much.
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Let it go Crouchy. . . Let it go. As much as it is annoying to see Lucas voted out so early considering he was one of our more consistent players compared to a lot of the players remaining he got voted out man. Simples

Lucas' death brought about by a matter of seconds. Shattered

Lucas' death brought about by a matter of seconds. Shattered

 

My heart bleeds for you mate. 17 seconds.......sweet oblivion. Oh yes.