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      Dec 22, 2010 04:26:09 pm
      Not cheap are they? Being single again is getting expensive!
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      Reply #1: Dec 22, 2010 04:27:23 pm
      Not cheap are they? Being single again is getting expensive!

      Get down to the Family Planning Clinic, they're free.
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      Reply #2: Dec 22, 2010 04:29:56 pm
      Welll yeah I know but they aren't the best are they? Kind of 'industrial standard'.
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      Reply #3: Dec 22, 2010 04:30:12 pm
      Oh god- Is the Manscaping thread not enough?!!mm
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      Reply #4: Dec 22, 2010 04:31:24 pm
      You 2 soon jumped into this thread! ;D
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      Reply #5: Dec 22, 2010 04:35:28 pm
      Less expensive when you buy them in bulk, like 72 or 144. ;)
      I order mine online by the way.
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      Reply #6: Dec 22, 2010 04:37:17 pm
      Bloody hell Dexter, I'm not that ambitious!
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      Reply #7: Dec 22, 2010 04:38:47 pm
      Never use the things - I hate the smell of rubber burning.  :laugh:
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      Reply #8: Dec 22, 2010 04:39:16 pm
      ;D!
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      Reply #9: Dec 22, 2010 04:39:47 pm
      72 isn't that ambitious though is it?
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      Reply #10: Dec 22, 2010 04:42:16 pm
      I'm taking my first tentative steps back into the world of pulling, could be a while before I use there 6 for all I know, never mind 72!
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      Reply #11: Dec 22, 2010 04:44:40 pm
      You 2 soon jumped into this thread! ;D

       :lmao:
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      Reply #12: Dec 22, 2010 04:47:57 pm
      I'm taking my first tentative steps back into the world of pulling, could be a while before I use there 6 for all I know, never mind 72!
      Yeah, I know. Wasn't implying I sleep around that much, especially not with many different girls. It's just once I do get to know a girl the condoms go pretty fast. :P
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      Reply #13: Dec 22, 2010 04:52:26 pm
      Haha, fair enough.
      Maybe once I've got my own place again, I'll start ordering online.
      For now, I'll continue to pick them up in Tesco and take them to the youngest looking girl on the till, just to see her colour up :D
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      Reply #14: Dec 22, 2010 04:59:24 pm
      Ha ha. Boss thread. Durex Avante Latex free for me. Well until you get to know them. Then bareback all the way :)
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      Reply #15: Dec 22, 2010 05:03:18 pm
      Chocolate flavoured  :P or Strawberry  ;)













      Oh sorry....I thought we were talking about milk shakes  :lmao:
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      Reply #16: Dec 22, 2010 05:06:51 pm
      Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? ;)
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      Reply #17: Dec 22, 2010 05:07:17 pm
      I got Durex Fetherlite but I'm open to recommendations for next time.
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      Reply #18: Dec 22, 2010 05:24:22 pm
      Thought fetherlite were a very tight fit to be honest, although it did feel like not wearing one. Most prone to bursting though. Tingle were nice, and pleasurmax is what I've been recommended to buy so am gonna give them a try. But never use anything but durex the other ones are sh*te.
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      Reply #19: Dec 22, 2010 05:28:05 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D
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      Reply #20: Dec 22, 2010 05:31:09 pm
      Not cheap, but they make up for it in cheerful.
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      Reply #21: Dec 22, 2010 05:32:15 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D
      :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #22: Dec 22, 2010 05:34:57 pm
      Get ribbed ones and put them on inside out and give yourself all the pleasure. It also has the added bonus of you seeming selfish leading to many one night stands and no commitment.  :D
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      Reply #23: Dec 22, 2010 05:35:22 pm
      Haha nice one blood. If only that was effective enough... if only.
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      Reply #24: Dec 22, 2010 05:38:02 pm
      Get ribbed ones and put them on inside out and give yourself all the pleasure. It also has the added bonus of you seeming selfish leading to many one night stands and no commitment.  :D

      Pleasurmax are ribbed both sides....;)
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      Reply #25: Dec 22, 2010 05:39:01 pm
      Thanks RLB but my lad is proof that that method is risky!

      Nice tip, exiled, ;D
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      Reply #26: Dec 22, 2010 05:39:12 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D

      Best option really. :D :D :D More presents for xmas.

      "Ooh how'd you get the money for this ipad love?"
      "Oh you remember how I've been coming on your tits the past few weeks?"

      I hate condoms with a passion they're so incredibly un sexy.
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      Reply #27: Dec 22, 2010 05:40:09 pm
      Haha nice one blood. If only that was effective enough... if only.

      Sorted..............



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      Reply #28: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:15 pm
      Hmm, thanks Inert. Maybe I should take mine back to that same girl and ask her to exchange them for something more stimulating.
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      Reply #29: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:56 pm
      We're a bunch of dirty bas**rds on this forum aren't we.
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      Reply #30: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:57 pm
      Pleasurmax are ribbed both sides....;)

      Does wearing one of them lead to an erm short-lived experience?
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      Reply #31: Dec 22, 2010 05:43:18 pm
      Oh don't get me wrong, artaylor, I won't use them unless requested! I hate them as well.
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      Reply #32: Dec 22, 2010 05:47:29 pm
      Exiled I'm a bit young for the snip haha. And not too sure on what effect they have coz I've yet to use them. absolutely hate them too but definitely would only not wear one if they were on the pill. too young for kids me.
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      Reply #33: Dec 22, 2010 05:50:06 pm
      Sussed it, Up the Bum no Babies. :D
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      Reply #34: Dec 22, 2010 05:50:34 pm
      I've have proof the pill is not always effective. Ha ha ha
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      Reply #35: Dec 22, 2010 05:53:37 pm
      racer, was that supposed to say 'I have' or I am'? :p
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      Reply #36: Dec 22, 2010 05:54:20 pm

      Not too young for wisdom it seems.

      There is one way of having sex without a condom that is 100% guaranteed to not end in pregnancy.

      Trap 2.  :laugh:

      Go forth and sow those wild oats young man

      Edit: My filth as usual is too slow for Bloods.
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      Reply #37: Dec 22, 2010 05:58:20 pm
      Ah yeah I know its not always effective. Bit 97% is high enough for ne ha. Well I don't think I'll need to worry about them for the moment anyways.:)
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      Reply #38: Dec 22, 2010 06:01:01 pm
      Ha ha. Definitely the former. Not sure about the latter. Sure if you worried about it too much your stop F***ing altogether and there's no fun in that
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      Reply #39: Dec 22, 2010 06:10:46 pm
      Ha ha. Definitely the former. Not sure about the latter. Sure if you worried about it too much your stop f**king altogether and there's no fun in that

      That actually ended up happening with my ex who's now pregnant. (she was on the pill too with that guy) I started to get worried about the effectivness and her actually taking it.. so ended up breaking up after massive rows etc.

      And Exiled... I prefer trap 1 a lot more. :laugh:
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      Reply #40: Dec 22, 2010 06:14:13 pm
      *Note to self* Do not read this thread again....or even think about it ;D.
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      Reply #41: Dec 22, 2010 06:17:01 pm
      He'll be back.
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      Reply #42: Dec 22, 2010 06:19:58 pm
      They always are :)
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      Reply #43: Dec 22, 2010 06:45:16 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D

       :roll:
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      Reply #44: Dec 22, 2010 06:48:55 pm

      Least we know what Ms. T is into lads. ;)
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      Reply #45: Dec 22, 2010 06:51:02 pm
      Least we know what Ms. T is into lads. ;)

      Me obviously, I'm well sexeh.  :f_tongueincheek:  :f_whistle:
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      Reply #46: Dec 22, 2010 06:52:21 pm
       :lmao:

      I have no idea why i read these dirty threads!!
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      Reply #47: Dec 22, 2010 06:55:17 pm
      Least we know what Ms. T is into lads. ;)
      She may prefer it on her back as oppossed to her boobies !
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      Reply #48: Dec 22, 2010 06:56:14 pm
      :lmao:

      I have no idea why I read these dirty threads!!
      no, but we do !
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      Reply #49: Dec 22, 2010 06:57:03 pm
      :lmao:

      I have no idea why I read these dirty threads!!

      You love them, don't deny it! :P


      Getting tips she is. ;)
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      Reply #50: Dec 22, 2010 06:57:37 pm
      She may prefer it on her back as oppossed to her boobies !

      I can do both at once. Can't you? :)
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      Reply #51: Dec 22, 2010 07:06:58 pm
      Or swallow ;) always a sign of love that :D
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      Reply #52: Dec 22, 2010 07:07:16 pm
      mine goes where its meant to and boobies or back are neither destination !
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      Reply #53: Dec 22, 2010 07:09:07 pm
      mine goes where its meant to and boobies or back are neither destination !

      Hair?
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      Reply #54: Dec 22, 2010 07:09:30 pm
      Wheres the puke smiley??!
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      Reply #55: Dec 22, 2010 07:10:45 pm
      That would be the gag reflex Misty. So spit it is then
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      Reply #56: Dec 22, 2010 07:11:25 pm
      That would be the gag reflex Misty. So spit it is then

      Haha nice!
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      Reply #58: Dec 22, 2010 07:12:56 pm
      MsG is scoping this thread out... speak woman! :P
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      Reply #59: Dec 22, 2010 07:12:58 pm
      Ok im leaving for a cleaner thread!!   xxxxx:action-smiley-065:
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      Reply #60: Dec 22, 2010 07:14:25 pm
      Getting a bit nasty fellas. Not many ladies here as it is, don't scare them away. ;)
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      Reply #62: Dec 22, 2010 07:16:58 pm
      Ok im leaving for a cleaner thread!!   xxxxx:action-smiley-065:

      Try the Mr Sheen thread.  xxxxx:action-smiley-065:  :f_tongueincheek:
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      Reply #63: Dec 22, 2010 07:17:38 pm
      Getting a bit nasty fellas. Not many ladies here as it is, don't scare them away. ;)

      I thought they liked it nasty?  :roll:
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      Reply #64: Dec 22, 2010 07:18:00 pm
      Condoms, like having a bath whith wellies on. :D
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      Reply #65: Dec 22, 2010 07:18:51 pm
      Yeah, but probably not with most guys on here. :lmao:

       :f_whistle:
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      Reply #66: Dec 22, 2010 07:18:54 pm
      I never was very good at subtlety
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      Reply #67: Dec 22, 2010 07:20:01 pm
      I never was very good at subtlety

      Really? we havent noticed!
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      Reply #68: Dec 22, 2010 07:21:01 pm

      Dare I reply to that here? :lmao:
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      Reply #69: Dec 22, 2010 07:23:53 pm
      Brutal honesty. . . Now that I can promise you :)
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      Reply #70: Dec 22, 2010 07:24:06 pm
      I may have started the thread but I take no responsibility for the (downward) direction in which it headed.
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      Reply #71: Dec 22, 2010 07:24:40 pm
      I may have started the thread but I take no responsibility for the (downward) direction in which it headed.

      Hold on I'll try get it up again... can't promise anything. :lmao:

      I should stop...
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      Reply #72: Dec 22, 2010 07:25:46 pm

       :lmao:  Oh god, i meant with a Kebab!!
      It doesnt look right without the rest of the discussion!!!
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      Reply #73: Dec 22, 2010 07:32:07 pm
      I think this thread even tops the manscaping thread for inappropriate discussion. :lmao:
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      Reply #74: Dec 22, 2010 07:35:08 pm
      Seems to be popular though, Dmasta!
      You came back for a start, ;D
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      Reply #75: Dec 22, 2010 07:36:56 pm
      Seems to be popular though, Dmasta!
      You came back for a start, ;D
      Never said I was going anywhere. ;)
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      Reply #76: Dec 22, 2010 07:37:40 pm
      Ms T on the other hand keeps coming back. :P
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      Reply #77: Dec 22, 2010 07:40:48 pm
      MsG is scoping this thread out... speak woman! :P

      Can't quite believe what I'm reading IO  :o

      I don't think Men or Women like condoms do they?

      Nothing better than skin to skin touch is there  ;)
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      Reply #78: Dec 22, 2010 07:41:35 pm
      Ms T on the other hand keeps coming back. :P

      So to speak.  ;)
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      Reply #79: Dec 22, 2010 07:41:51 pm
      Damn right, MsG!
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      Reply #80: Dec 22, 2010 07:42:01 pm
      I'm just waiting for RoF to jump in and take it so far that it's locked. :lmao:
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      Reply #81: Dec 22, 2010 07:45:08 pm
      Can't quite believe what I'm reading IO  :o

      I don't think Men or Women like condoms do they?

      Nothing better than skin to skin touch is there  ;)

      Ah MsG see knew you were lurking ;)

      And definitely skin to skin is the best. I'm gonna stop talking now by the way, I helped dirtify this topic. :lmao:
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      Reply #82: Dec 22, 2010 07:50:59 pm

      Great minds think alike Rep  ;)

      I'm just waiting for RoF to jump in and take it so far that it's locked. :lmao:

      He would probably ask, Condom?...".who does he play for"?  :lmao:

      Ah MsG see knew you were lurking ;)

      And definitely skin to skin is the best. I'm gonna stop talking now by the way, I helped dirtify this topic. :lmao:

      Always up for a good bit of lurking IO  :laugh:
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      Reply #83: Dec 22, 2010 07:52:18 pm
      I could take it to a whole new level, but I'm maintaining my dignity. :D
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      Reply #84: Dec 22, 2010 07:53:21 pm
      I didnt realise you had any?   :P
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      Reply #85: Dec 22, 2010 07:54:13 pm
      I could take it to a whole new level, but I'm maintaining my dignity. :D
      That's a first  ;)
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      Reply #86: Dec 22, 2010 07:58:45 pm
      I didnt realise you had any?   :P

      Aye I have, its just between my balls sack and the crack of my arse, Its a no entry zone. :D
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      Reply #87: Dec 22, 2010 08:00:38 pm
       :o :roll:

      Knew you couldnt hold that dignity!!
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #88: Dec 22, 2010 08:00:39 pm
      Aye I have, its just between my balls sack and the crack of my arse, Its a no entry zone. :D

      :lmao:
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #89: Dec 22, 2010 08:04:57 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
      Most joyful thread so far this season!
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #90: Dec 22, 2010 08:07:43 pm
      Best thread since manscaping. Although you'd get some land looking for condom advice in here
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #91: Dec 22, 2010 08:14:55 pm
      EXS 'DELAY' CONDOMS:

      Blurb....

      "Even if your a minute man and want to delay ejaculation for even longer these condoms will do just that. The condoms are coated in a product to slightly desensitise the penis this will increase your arousal time and delay climax."

      For all you old married men out there: (bear with me)  ;)

      Turn the f**ker inside out (think about it) and you don't even have to waken her. Eh?  >:D
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #92: Dec 22, 2010 08:18:58 pm

      Turn the f**ker inside out (think about it) and you don't even have to waken her. Eh?  >:D

      I can do that with Rohyphnol, no need for condoms :D
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #93: Dec 22, 2010 08:19:02 pm

      Turn the f**ker inside out (think about it) and you don't even have to waken her. Eh?  >:D

      Haha! :laugh:
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #94: Dec 22, 2010 08:26:44 pm
      Not cheap are they? Being single again is getting expensive!

      No.

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