Condoms

Brutal honesty. . . Now that I can promise you

I may have started the thread but I take no responsibility for the (downward) direction in which it headed.

I may have started the thread but I take no responsibility for the (downward) direction in which it headed.

Hold on I'll try get it up again... can't promise anything.

I should stop...

Dare I reply to that here?

   Oh god, i meant with a Kebab!!
It doesnt look right without the rest of the discussion!!!

I think this thread even tops the manscaping thread for inappropriate discussion.

Seems to be popular though, Dmasta!
You came back for a start,

Seems to be popular though, Dmasta!
You came back for a start,

Never said I was going anywhere.

Ms T on the other hand keeps coming back.

MsG is scoping this thread out... speak woman!

Can't quite believe what I'm reading IO 

I don't think Men or Women like condoms do they?

Nothing better than skin to skin touch is there 

Ms T on the other hand keeps coming back.

So to speak. 

Damn right, MsG!

I'm just waiting for RoF to jump in and take it so far that it's locked.

Can't quite believe what I'm reading IO 

I don't think Men or Women like condoms do they?

Nothing better than skin to skin touch is there 

Ah MsG see knew you were lurking

And definitely skin to skin is the best. I'm gonna stop talking now by the way, I helped dirtify this topic.

Damn right, MsG!

Great minds think alike Rep 

I'm just waiting for RoF to jump in and take it so far that it's locked.

He would probably ask, Condom?...".who does he play for"? 

Ah MsG see knew you were lurking

And definitely skin to skin is the best. I'm gonna stop talking now by the way, I helped dirtify this topic.

Always up for a good bit of lurking IO 

I could take it to a whole new level, but I'm maintaining my dignity.

I didnt realise you had any?   

I could take it to a whole new level, but I'm maintaining my dignity.

That's a first 

I didnt realise you had any?  

Aye I have, its just between my balls sack and the crack of my arse, Its a no entry zone.

 

Knew you couldnt hold that dignity!!

Aye I have, its just between my balls sack and the crack of my arse, Its a no entry zone.

 
Most joyful thread so far this season!

Best thread since manscaping. Although you'd get some land looking for condom advice in here

EXS 'DELAY' CONDOMS:

Blurb....

"Even if your a minute man and want to delay ejaculation for even longer these condoms will do just that. The condoms are coated in a product to slightly desensitise the penis this will increase your arousal time and delay climax."

For all you old married men out there: (bear with me) 

Turn the f**ker inside out (think about it) and you don't even have to waken her. Eh?